Skin-tight grunge on a shopaholic in 5” pumps is like a skin-tight vagina on a nymphomaniac after 5 bumps.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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She’s like a human version of the tenth cat! Meooooow!
02.25.08 at 10:17 am
She’s the slutty chick that the network pulled from the “Facts of Life” cast, after the pilot.
02.25.08 at 10:47 am
Her Mother must be so hot and her father so rich. Just like that song Summer Time.
Holy shit, I bet Sam Cooke would come back from the dead to sing it to her!
02.25.08 at 11:08 am
Geez,
Her mother must be so hot and her father so Rich. This reminds me of the song Summer Time. Sam Cooke would rush out of death to come and sing it to her!
02.25.08 at 11:09 am
So I guess hair-metal / eastern european kitsch, with a dash of the plaid, is where it’s at.
02.25.08 at 12:44 pm
something tells me she could use a few bumps….one’s never enough
02.25.08 at 1:16 pm
grunge-del
02.25.08 at 1:56 pm
this is the kind that only looks good one-dimensional.
02.25.08 at 9:23 pm
This caption makes no sense. Read it over, twice. Read it once quickly and its gibberish in search of a joke. The second time its even more frustrating, because you’ve read it twice and have tried to figure out what the caption is supposed to say. “skin-tight vagina on a nymphomaniac’S COCK after 5 bumps,” maybe? Even then, it’s logically flawed, since both boys and girls can be nymphomaniacs and neither would require a bump of anything.
Some captions that still suck, but are better:
-Remember the one time that Alicia Silverstone shot one scene in Courtney Love’s rock opera version of Twin Peaks? Yeah, neither do we.
-Isn’t it’s scary how Mudhoney groupie’s daughters have come of age and raided their mothers’ wardrobes?
-Being a personal shopper for hot blind girls doesn’t pay very well, but you can work in some good laughs here and there.
-Meth chic finally caught on with plump girls at the mall.
02.25.08 at 11:34 pm
Actually kookie, nymphomania is known as satyriasis in men.
02.25.08 at 11:52 pm
she’s a time traveler and her hands and feet are stuck in the 1950s.
02.26.08 at 12:29 am
kookie codie you shouldnt write in the 3rd person unless you own a magazine or something (hurting)
02.26.08 at 1:13 am
mehhhhhh. the shoes are hideous. I give her eight cat heads minus three cat heads for the shoes plus one cat head for the extensions for a total of six cat heads.
02.26.08 at 2:55 am
The only way this gets a 10 is if she pisses herself in those skintighters. Hott!
02.26.08 at 3:04 am
I’m wet for her toothy friend.
02.26.08 at 4:10 am
What an ugly bitch ..but dont you worry, she looks like a cheap-ass hooker I GET IT.
02.26.08 at 4:38 am
i love the caption.
02.26.08 at 8:24 pm
5 bumps of cocaine=no sex for anyone involved in said bumps, guys especially. Coke dick=broke dick, kids.
02.26.08 at 10:16 pm
Dust off the Nirvana album and pretend you still listen to it all the time!”oh yeah music totally sucked after 1996!”
02.27.08 at 8:24 am
is she on an escalator?
02.28.08 at 7:18 pm
So is that a bad thing?
03.03.08 at 4:19 pm
codie you suck.
03.16.08 at 7:16 am
This trip package is the main line Pouce Coupe to Poughkeepsie via Tricia Helfer.
03.19.08 at 10:41 am
looks like she shoved a six-pack of pork chops down the front of her pants
03.20.08 at 4:20 pm
“It’s sooooo hard to think in these tight pants…”
04.17.08 at 3:20 am
10? Really? It looks like the denim dam is going to break and unleash a flood of gunt.
08.18.08 at 1:52 pm