There is no way any woman can stay single in this world if she wears Christian Louboutin and is around at last call.

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24 Comments
  1. HARMO FUCKING MARMO Says:

    I want to wear her shoes while she fucks me with a strap-on.

    Actually, we’d be wearing matching shoes.

    I just felt the need to share that.


  2. Red Says:

    Shoes like that should be called 7-11s because they turn all 7s into 11s.


  3. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    There is no way any woman can stay single in this world if she wears Christian Louboutin and is around at last call.


  4. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    p.s. @Red

    So true.


  5. freegan j-ew-ls Says:

    she can if shes a hubby ginger with what appears to be acne scars.BURN!!!!!!!


  6. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    ^ I think you automatically get punched in the face in New York City if you say “hubby ginger”, or anything even close.


  7. freegan j-ew-ls Says:

    well i meant chubby SO THERE!


  8. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    Having a boner and knowing about Christian Louboutins on girls don’t really go together.


  9. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    ^ Not me, and not true. Amateur hour.


  10. Yankee Doodle Dandy Says:

    Some French shoes can’t overpower that jacket.


  11. bob "nope, nigga" barker Says:

    diggin it.
    would bet a stack of money that she is english.


  12. The Weird Al Yankovics Says:

    That girl’s lucky I will never meet her in real life. I’d probably not want to go up and talk to her and my friends would egg me on with a few drinks. By the time I got to her it’d be like Orson Welles’ wine commercial except more like, “mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMyy you’ve got… pretty. cannn I pinch your cheeks?” followed by me trying to pinch her cheeks and getting kicked out of the bar.


  13. Blah Says:

    She’s calling someone to get more donuts.


  14. zippy Says:

    Yankee Doodle, maybe she ran out of money after the shoes?


  15. lorge Says:

    If you buy Louboutin in Manhattan, buy them from David.


  16. man Says:

    phewwwwww. that’s a morning mistake if’n ive seen one


  17. man Says:

    more chubbies w/ 7+ kitties plz


  18. Books & Backpacks Says:

    Chubbies are fine if smooth and firm.

    Those are red high heel shoes.

    I don’t care that Charlie Buttons fucking made them.


  19. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    I think her body forgot to tell her face that she’s Asian.


  20. yawn Says:

    more like this please we need more meat


  21. spotty Says:

    like sir mix-a-lot said “i like ‘em firm, big and round” never a truer word spoken


  22. the unbearable weightness of highheeled muffintops Says:

    i wish fatties would go back to wearing tents and being properly ashamed of their pastry-like bodies.


  23. night train Says:

    She’s not fat, fuck off. I think she’s a babe.


  24. SINGLE? Says:

    lololololololool yeah she’s totally gonna get a boyfriend from the one night stand she has with a guy that thinks she’s 25 lbs thinner than she really is.

    GOOD 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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