Using party balloons for nitrous is like getting a unicorn to talk to teens about breast cancer.

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18 Comments
  1. Street Boning Says:

    Yet we all have done it at some point in our lives.

    FIRST!


  2. Addie Brik Says:

    its good if you smoke pot directly afterwards … it gets so primal scream high.


  3. After School Special Says:

    Obv. unicorns should be showing how to put on condoms.


  4. Wanda Sykes' Dildo Says:

    They might as well go huff Right Guard while they’re it.


  5. Anonymous Says:

    they all have hats


  6. DamnDanMan Says:

    i dont get it


  7. zippy Says:

    HAHA, the glue sniffers look upon these guys as losers!


  8. yes we have no bananas Says:

    they look as deflated as those balloons on the floor


  9. Sal Says:

    I knew dudes with tat’s and piercings and ministry shirts who would walk into arts and craft food shops and buy nitrous cartridges and nothing else.

    Link

    What did these sales lady’s think they were using them for?

    Baking?


  10. gfysd Says:

    WOOKIES AT THEIR FINEST!


  11. Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    In high school we would put towels over the nozzle of a Glade® air freshener and huff for all we were worth. We called it Gladeland.


  12. Johnny Thunder's big ol throbbing cock Says:

    It’s a-ok if you’re Aesop Rock


  13. Audrey JAPburn Says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah WIN


  14. jissom jigaboo Says:

    …would hate to burst your bubbles but…


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  16. Dork Says:

    Hats = nasty, dirty hair or baldness

    When I used to bartend the whipped cream was always flat because someone sucked all the nitrous out. Okay, sometimes it was me.


  17. MNFashun Says:

    which color balloon is better? the orange or purple? i heard red ones really mess you up!


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