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Using party balloons for nitrous is like getting a unicorn to talk to teens about breast cancer.

This entry was posted on 06.16.09 at 12:20 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

18 Comments

Street Boning Says:

Yet we all have done it at some point in our lives.

FIRST!

06.16.09 at 12:42 pm
Addie Brik Says:

its good if you smoke pot directly afterwards … it gets so primal scream high.

06.16.09 at 12:50 pm
After School Special Says:

Obv. unicorns should be showing how to put on condoms.

06.16.09 at 12:56 pm
Wanda Sykes' Dildo Says:

They might as well go huff Right Guard while they’re it.

06.16.09 at 2:00 pm
Anonymous Says:

they all have hats

06.16.09 at 2:06 pm
DamnDanMan Says:

i dont get it

06.16.09 at 2:27 pm
zippy Says:

HAHA, the glue sniffers look upon these guys as losers!

06.16.09 at 3:31 pm
yes we have no bananas Says:

they look as deflated as those balloons on the floor

06.16.09 at 3:52 pm
Sal Says:

I knew dudes with tat’s and piercings and ministry shirts who would walk into arts and craft food shops and buy nitrous cartridges and nothing else.

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What did these sales lady’s think they were using them for?

Baking?

06.16.09 at 6:43 pm
gfysd Says:

WOOKIES AT THEIR FINEST!

06.16.09 at 10:17 pm
Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

In high school we would put towels over the nozzle of a Glade® air freshener and huff for all we were worth. We called it Gladeland.

06.16.09 at 10:48 pm
Johnny Thunder's big ol throbbing cock Says:

It’s a-ok if you’re Aesop Rock

06.16.09 at 11:11 pm
Audrey JAPburn Says:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah WIN

06.17.09 at 1:41 am
jissom jigaboo Says:

…would hate to burst your bubbles but…

06.17.09 at 2:47 am
This is the dawning of the age of web querulous « Bristle’s Blog from the BunKRS Says:

[...] 9.40am I tweeted a link to a photo on Street Boners, captioned “Using party balloons for nitrous is like getting a unicorn to talk to teens about [...]

06.17.09 at 4:57 am
Dork Says:

Hats = nasty, dirty hair or baldness

When I used to bartend the whipped cream was always flat because someone sucked all the nitrous out. Okay, sometimes it was me.

06.17.09 at 12:32 pm
MNFashun Says:

which color balloon is better? the orange or purple? i heard red ones really mess you up!

06.18.09 at 9:32 pm
Society Portal » Blog Archive » This is the dawning of the age of web querulous Says:

[...] 9.40am I tweeted a link to a photo on Street Boners, captioned “Using party balloons for nitrous is like getting a unicorn to talk to teens about [...]

06.19.09 at 5:13 am

STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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