She looks like a professional groupie but without the pathetic, sad, fucked-by-my-dad part.

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29 Comments
  1. Munch Bunch Says:

    She’s like an 80s, pneumatic Dita von Teese.

    That means that I find her very attractive.


  2. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    The guy on the right looks like an off-duty news anchor.


  3. zippy Says:

    He looks like he is saying goodbye to his friends just before he takes the plunge.


  4. Cockmeat Turner Says:

    The only newish band she’d fuck is Buckcherry. No Age would have their dicks in their hands.


  5. Royberson Says:

    Check out Dr Douchebag in the back having the time of his life. Makes me hard.


  6. just a cunt hair away Says:

    uggghhh- fuckin’ tams tams, fuck.


  7. gravytrain Says:

    girl on the left has tiny ass feet. you know what that means


  8. SHITCOCK Says:

    What Munch Bunch said x1000. I would never stop thinking new and horrible things to do to her.


  9. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    Her face is kinda weird, but otherwise everything said above is true.


  10. Bardamu Says:

    if she had boobs i’d track her down


  11. Snarf Berry Farms Says:

    I reckon she smells like the old ale house…


  12. the unbearable heightness of highwaisted bottoms Says:

    legs are too meaty and her midsection looks like jessica simpson’s.


  13. Books & Backpacks Says:

    Gino Tom Cruise in tow.


  14. Blah Says:

    Gino is definitely saying goodbye to his friends. That look says “look-at-me-I-just-met-this-girl-and-now-we’re-going-to-fuck-for-hours.” I love that feeling.


  15. Grown Folks Radio Says:

    Whoa, plus a torn GOBLIN t-shirt!? Where other than McCarren do you hang, you obscure Italian prog-band sweetheart?


  16. KUNTZ Says:

    if her dad didn’t fuck her, he was a fag.


  17. JUST A NORMAL EW Says:

    i like the girl in the back. PETITE FEET, FEMININE STEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  18. frankly mr. stankly Says:

    i request a close up of the dude’s (?) ass from the back corner.


  19. jack frost Says:

    Id bone her


  20. aust laiden Says:

    she makes my dick hard 8===========>


  21. spotty Says:

    dear klansman, go fuck yourself, you remember just like daddy did to you, fucking moron


  22. BAPS Says:

    Those thighs are RIGHT. Otherwise, butterface. Unless she’s a drag queen, then it’s a 10.


  23. Gil Gerard Says:

    That’s weird. First time I’ve ever seen anyone with two different numbers for “percentage of body fat” and “percentage of head fat.”

    (Did someone delete my comment from before? If so, win! I love scoring a hit on the thin-skinned.)


  24. KUNTZ Says:

    if you’re referring to me (you know who you are) then i suggest that you’re upset cuz your daddy diddled you & my comments have upset you. well, i also suggest that your daddy had poor taste.


  25. Ruby Says:

    I really hope “the unbearable heightness of highwaisted bottoms” didn’t think that was a clever name.


  26. french guy Says:

    just… you… know… fuck von teese.


  27. Turd Town Says:

    Calling victims of incest sad and pathetic… good one, asshole.


  28. night train Says:

    I like her boots. She looks like she was a majorette in high school. That southern smile, ugh yech.


  29. Beef Says:

    I’d put nuggets of her shit on my grilled cheese if it meant I could make out with her cunt.


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