STREET BONER 74
If this guy was hanging off the edge of a cliff by my foreskin, I would cut my dick off.
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January 9, 2009 11:59 am
If you see someone like this with a guy who doesn’t seem to care, know that it’s her brother and he’s sick of having these feelings.
02.25.08 at 2:06 pm
HehHeyyyy, he’s just being IRONIC ohmy
02.25.08 at 2:12 pm
I think he rates more at 1 or 2 cats. 3 cats is forgetting that he does this all the time! Repeat offenders need to be seriously reprimanded! Think about it as him being only 70% Horrible. 95% Horrible seems more fitting.
02.25.08 at 2:40 pm
He thinks he’s untouchable because he’s just kidding but even goofs have rules. You can’t do short shorts with hairy legs or skate shoes and Mario as a muscle tee doesn’t work when you’re actually muscular.
02.25.08 at 2:56 pm
Gavin, Gavin, Gavin… You ended your sentence with a preposition! What you meant to say was “I would cut off my dick”. Oh my God! Correcting other people’s grammar makes me feel so worthwhile, I think I just had a wordgasm! Excuse me while I furiously rub my cock against my unabridged dictionary…
02.25.08 at 3:31 pm
really? cause I would just get a circumcision…
02.25.08 at 4:59 pm
Hey, Gavin! Grammar is furiously making sure the unabridged dictionary rubs his “cock” off! Must be lonely; then again, he does have “a ‘love’ for words.”
02.25.08 at 5:58 pm
Everyone is dressed in normal street clothes and he looks like he came straight from the gay pride parade - what an attention whore!
02.25.08 at 6:16 pm
Short shorts with hairy legs will forever be creepy cool. Gavin will accept this in due time.
02.25.08 at 6:51 pm
There’s a right and a wrong way to do ironic, funny, “hey look at me, lets party.” This guy represents the wrong way. His hat say it all. It’s so ironic, that it’s not.
02.25.08 at 7:37 pm
That hat says it all.
02.25.08 at 8:50 pm
it should say Flamo
02.25.08 at 9:01 pm
I like Vice’s Dos and Don’ts better. Any original content here, Gavin?
02.25.08 at 9:38 pm
I think you’re the only person who still reads the Vice Dos and Don’ts. cunt.
02.25.08 at 9:50 pm
Wait Gav, so you gotta shave to wear short shorts? Because if I recall, that’s thinking too much about it. Or maybe if you have hairy legs you can’t wear short shorts at all??? Help me out, because I love my short shorts.
02.25.08 at 10:30 pm
it really bothers me that he put orange shoelaces on his right show. that’s the most annoying thing about him to me.
02.25.08 at 10:32 pm
*shoe. sorry.
02.26.08 at 12:27 am
There’s no actual rule about not finishing sentences with prepositions, so take your pick - fuck up, or off, or even about
02.26.08 at 1:09 am
what if his name was freddy??? then what???
02.26.08 at 2:50 am
he did this pose in front of a mirror before he went out. for me, the kicker is the normal underwear.
02.26.08 at 3:13 am
So does this guy’s stink cross over to other non-fashion realms? Does he rock 90’s ska punk from an 80’s ghettoblaster? Does he watch Bollywood movies on betamax and drink non-alcoholic beer and eat Lean Pockets? Did he major in Chicano studies? Is his whole existence a fucking joke?
Any man or woman who touched his penis after the age of 12 should be fucking ashamed enough to get all pukey-feeling at the mere mention of this shithead’s screenname. Before the age of 12? Look what you created, asshole.
I award you no cat-heads, and may god have mercy on your soul.
02.26.08 at 3:18 am
…and to the skinhead in the back: Remember when you used to beat the shit out of these guys for breathing the same air as you? Look at you now… you joined the fucking party you fucking pussy homo faggot. You and your Asian girlfriend probably want to take turns blowing him.
02.26.08 at 4:17 am
I hope he got beat up that night.
02.26.08 at 7:43 am
3 Kittens is bad enough to warrant self harm?
Speaking of which, sucked in for not having been circumcised, or you wouldn’t have this damn problem to begin with!
02.26.08 at 1:18 pm
Guys like this are just happy to go out in drag without blowing their cover. It starts with garish makeup and a blue wig at Halloween. Later in life he will take up cycling, just so he can wear skin-tight shiny pink “racing pants”, and matching ensemble. Eventually, he’ll want to act out his fantasies and take up tennis. He’ll hang out in the locker room with his balls all over the place until one day when it’s just him and Kevin in the hot tub room… and from that point on, he’s reignin’ men.
02.26.08 at 1:37 pm
I love bicycle shorts because they feel so good on my wang.
02.27.08 at 1:38 am
at least he knows it.
02.27.08 at 8:39 am
This is what happens when all you can seduce is your younger sister’s friends!FUCK YOU Captian N The Game Master!
02.27.08 at 12:37 pm
Just because you move the preposition from the end of the sentence next to the verb doesn’t correct the problem. You must give a subject to the preposition. To wit: “I would cut my dick off my body.”
02.28.08 at 6:04 pm
I nominate Harge for StreetBoners co-host.
That line about Lean Pockets will haunt me for the rest of my days….
02.28.08 at 7:16 pm
short shorts only work with long balls…
03.19.08 at 10:51 am
This chief is a 2008 album titled,”Irony’s not a Dead Scene.”
04.17.08 at 3:21 am
the hat says it all
07.24.08 at 8:26 pm
Hi! Imma deush, and ocasionally I take it up my arse…ohhh Mazola is much better too.
At least that’s what my uncle Sal used on me. Ohhhhhh! So ghood in the hood! Ahhhh.