Skirts work because they subliminally say “easy access” but when a guy wears one, all your subconscious can see is a hairy asshole stretched so wide it looks like a baby yawning.
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STREET BONER 1118
Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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My subconscious must be tame.
06.18.09 at 11:40 am
It’s a Street Limper
06.18.09 at 11:57 am
FUCK, the caption is RIGHT.
06.18.09 at 12:07 pm
Oh look, it’s David Choe.
06.18.09 at 12:14 pm
NO JEWISH CHIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06.18.09 at 12:17 pm
THOSE socks and shoes with THAT skirt. Shit, he’s not even trying here. Let’s just hope that he lost a bet and this is never, ever repeated.
06.18.09 at 12:34 pm
i like it.
06.18.09 at 12:45 pm
lol@JANE.
I bet he likes Flight of the Concords.
06.18.09 at 12:57 pm
When i saw this picture I thought “Cool shirt.” Then I saw the skirt and I thought “Wearing a skirt as a guy is ‘transgressive’ in the same way as wearing a jar of peanut butter on your head. It just looks like you’re trying out for the off-broadway production of ‘I Am Sam.’”
06.18.09 at 1:13 pm
I’m officially done sending you checks for $500 every week. You’re cut off, and put some pants on!
06.18.09 at 1:42 pm
Zippy is right, he’s not even trying. It looks like Goodwill puked on him.
06.18.09 at 2:10 pm
This is the picture in the dictionary next to the phrase, “mixed message.”
06.18.09 at 2:24 pm
this man does not actually exist. He is being imagined by a 13 year old white kid from Charleston SC, after recieving his first Satanic Panic in the Attic on cd and dreaming about all the cool dudes in LA who also like it too.
06.18.09 at 3:02 pm
But Gavin, whaH aboot tha kilt?????
Tis a MANLY GARB!
06.18.09 at 3:35 pm
needs a kick in the dick
06.18.09 at 3:46 pm
Bearded ladies are hot in the sack.
06.18.09 at 7:55 pm
fucking Threadless Ts are the bane of my existence. Is this Zach Braff?
06.18.09 at 8:28 pm
The more I look at this site, the more I hate New York.
06.18.09 at 10:22 pm
Everything about this completely and utterly fails. His fucking smug expression makes me want to punch him in the forehead.
06.18.09 at 11:25 pm
omg! nico legrand? dat u?
06.19.09 at 3:27 am
He looks so sad. Cheer up baldie! At least you won’t get period blood on your nice white skirt.
06.19.09 at 11:36 am
The default setting combat shorts to the right are shedding a pocket tear for the uni-legged lady shorts and their sporter. Easy access to a hearty beating. I can’t look my yawning baby in the eye no more.
06.19.09 at 11:53 am
hes the lead singer of this band called Colourmusic.
06.20.09 at 2:31 pm
Oh, it’s Ryan. He’s not from L.A. or New York, but he’s in the most annoying college-town band ever (Colourmusic. I know, right?).
Everyone else in this town wears TOMS, too. It’s gross.
06.20.09 at 2:37 pm
Wow, what an awful website. Let’s post pictures of people and make fun of them. Too bad you guys don’t know this guy because he’s actually a great person. OH, and not everyone from Stillwater wears Toms. HOWEVER, if you want to support a cause, for every pair you buy they do give a pair to child in need. I’d choose a guy with character over fashion anyday, unlike any of you shitheads.
06.20.09 at 3:27 pm
I know this guy and he IS verrry smug AND obnoxious. PS tom’s are gay. They are horrible shoes that would last any given third world kid 3 days, maybe.
06.20.09 at 8:31 pm
IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE FOR ALL OF US TO TAKE A MOMENT TO LOOK DOWN AT THE CLOTHING WE ARE CURRENTLY WEARING WHILE BEING COMPLETE ASSHOLES COMMENTING ON ANOTHER’S APPEARANCE. yes, it does seem a little small and petty to create and contribute YOUR meaningless thoughts…as if anyone really cares. Congrats on your achievement in contributing to our ignornant and anti-intellectual society.
06.21.09 at 6:25 pm
Your CAPSLOCK was stuck for a while. Congrats on getting it fixed.
06.21.09 at 11:43 pm
Hmmm… i bet you prefer nikes… instead of giving a pair away lets make them work their asses off making a pair for only pennies.
06.22.09 at 12:32 am
contrarily to a widespread rumour, nikes fabrication do not include children labour. i’m totally fine with nike, they are almost my favorite, actually.
06.22.09 at 8:26 am
He looks just like Dave “Sex” Kenneth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g49cVjOZkPE
06.23.09 at 2:48 pm
He sings like a child. Oh not live though, as he cant pull it off.
06.23.09 at 4:23 pm
“yes, it does seem a little small and petty to create and contribute YOUR meaningless thoughts…as if anyone really cares. Congrats on your achievement in contributing to our ignornant and anti-intellectual society.”
IDIOT.
06.23.09 at 4:26 pm
confessions of an economic hitman by john perkins.
nike has you fooled too.
06.29.09 at 7:20 pm