Sometimes the best part of being hot is seeing what ridiculously shitty outfits you can still manage to pull off.

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28 Comments
  1. Dr. Fate Says:

    tis true …. cue the Rick Wakeman!


  2. El Capitan Says:

    If only that’s what she was thinking


  3. blah Says:

    I thought kitties weren’t supposed to be handed out on the basis of looks, but rather on the quality of the attire?


  4. Ruby Says:

    I’m not mad at the Badu shirt. Everything else, though.


  5. ZIPPY Says:

    Check out the suited up Secret Agent Mall Cop to the right making sure she doesn’t walk off with any more “official” Diana Ross sings Hendrix tour tees.


  6. SHITCOCK Says:

    When a girl is this hot I can’t even force my brain to understand what she’s wearing because every neuron is being used to picture her naked.


  7. Jucifer Says:

    She’s a recent immigrant… She’s obviously some sort of refugee.


  8. Peeny Paps Says:

    Oof. Brutally hot. Too bad she only likes girls.


  9. imyar Says:

    i love it all of it A+


  10. JUST A NORMAL EW Says:

    she got the lisa ling/trish takanawa azn newscaster face thing going on.


  11. kure kure takora Says:

    I want her in a sandwich with this chick:

    http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/streetboners/street-boner-518/

    and then dress this chick up in nice heels


  12. blah Says:

    Kure’s boner 518 is hotter than this vanilla chick by an order of magnitude.


  13. Anonymous Says:

    velly pletty.


  14. Gil Gerard Says:

    Jeebs. This woman should on no account be allowed clothing. Look what she does with it. Best if she’s just naked and stoned by default.


  15. ackbar Says:

    Lawks Angelais.


  16. Cataracts Says:

    Oh, what’s this? Is that a lazy eye? I find that just a little adorable.


  17. the Whole Foods shopping bag Says:

    Personally, I’m always too embrassased to ride from union square to Brooklyn holding a whole foods bag. I feel like Karl Marx is rolling in his grave … its a lame status symbol.


  18. bloodclot Says:

    the next streetboner is hotter and has a better outfit. if you make up the rules as you go along the kittens mean nothing!!!11oneone


  19. Liza Jane Says:

    is this Harry Potter’s girlfriend … she looks like a muggle.


  20. Liza Jane Says:

    No, thats not right … she looks like a wizard trying to dress as a muggle …. but showing up on Street Boner’s Potteradar sensors and ending up here. This or she is actually a descendent of Cecrops.


  21. spotty Says:

    518 does indeed kick her arse but i’d shag eitherr (or both) of ‘em


  22. king rumbear Says:

    who cares what she has on? we only want to take it off anyway. i want to starve her for 4 days then feed this bitch duck sauce and then suck it out of her asshole


  23. teenage girl Says:

    ? ?? ????


  24. teenage girl Says:

    WA JON NA KKOB KO SIP DA!


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  26. david bowies labyrinth crotch Says:

    Holy moly, life can be unfair. What a hottie!


  27. walter Says:

    She can work that Baduizim sheet on me anytime


  28. troller Says:

    “Check out the suited up Secret Agent Mall Cop to the right making sure she doesn’t walk off with any more “official” Diana Ross sings Hendrix tour tees.”

    mall cop? i think that might be a train station. i don’t know what your mall cops look like, but in my world we call this guy “yuppie scum.” and the guy behind the girl would be labeled “urban trendy douchewaffle.” and as far a the attire, well shit. how often do you go out expecting to be photographed by someone who will put your picture up on the internet, with the intention ofcritiquing your fashion sense? do me a favor. look at this girl. i’d cook her breakfast.


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