mall cop? i think that might be a train station. i don’t know what your mall cops look like, but in my world we call this guy “yuppie scum.” and the guy behind the girl would be labeled “urban trendy douchewaffle.” and as far a the attire, well shit. how often do you go out expecting to be photographed by someone who will put your picture up on the internet, with the intention ofcritiquing your fashion sense? do me a favor. look at this girl. i’d cook her breakfast.