The challenge tonight is going to be getting comfortable enough to talk to them without sounding like Foster Brooks.
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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Blondes don’t intimidate me at all, probably coz my closest sister was a knockout blonde before she had two kids. Red heads, OTOH, make me talk like I have been huffing paint for 15 years.
06.19.09 at 12:05 pm
total babes. love the spill on her skirt. classy.
06.19.09 at 12:16 pm
i thought it was urine, FUCK i was hoping it was urine..
If it is not than that is a total turn off!
06.19.09 at 12:39 pm
This bums out every guy with a girlfriend.
06.19.09 at 12:49 pm
and a lot of guys that can’t get a girlfriend
06.19.09 at 1:01 pm
these look like the hot girls in all the eighties movies that would somehow end up getting date raped by the nerd.
06.19.09 at 1:08 pm
I’m pretty sure she’s holding a pregnancy test…that’s splashback on her skirt. Let’s hope it’s positive.
06.19.09 at 1:29 pm
It really sucks how pretty girls today are dressing like pictures of their moms right before their dads locked & knocked them. Can’t wait for the end of this ugly-on-purpose trend.
06.19.09 at 1:37 pm
Why anyone would want to wear a hair accessory named after a homeless person’s armpit is beyond my comprehension.
http://www.bighappiehair.com/
06.19.09 at 2:12 pm
The one in pink should have went extra for the ScotchGuard.
06.19.09 at 2:20 pm
the plasticines…. all 4 of them are smoking
06.19.09 at 2:32 pm
it looks like the hottie on the left pissed herself and the other one is kissing because she is into stuff like that.
06.19.09 at 3:39 pm
Not one bit into blondes – with the exception of these very two.
06.19.09 at 4:06 pm
isn’t it good?
norwegian wood.
06.19.09 at 6:23 pm
and when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown
06.19.09 at 6:27 pm
Fucking hippies.
06.19.09 at 8:26 pm
I’d like to imagine the dark wet spot on her crouch is from looking at me
06.19.09 at 10:34 pm
A rope on a wheel gets turns on a pulley, sameness is the meditation.
06.19.09 at 11:12 pm
i try to sound like Foster Brooks all the time anyway
06.20.09 at 12:14 am
Where are these treasures from?
Why do they hang out exclusively in front of shuttered bodegas?
06.20.09 at 3:23 am
as if she isnt looking right at me
06.20.09 at 6:02 am
Move to the midwest (i.e. Minnesota)
Every girl under 25 looks like this
06.20.09 at 11:33 am
@Dud
You’re right! We do.
06.20.09 at 2:07 pm
dayum
06.20.09 at 7:12 pm
she looks like Sienna SPILLer
06.20.09 at 8:02 pm
they look hot enough to jerk off about later before i go to bed and dream about having big muscles.
06.21.09 at 1:03 am
I too have a wet spot on my crotch after looking at this.
06.21.09 at 3:34 pm
Its blood. That’s why she is holding a tampon.
Those shoes are fucking ratty.
They’ve both got alot of hair and no idea what to do with it.
Hair crimper seems inevitable.
Can’t wait for 2010.
06.21.09 at 4:59 pm
the toes busting out of the shoes makes the jizz want to bust out of my pants
06.21.09 at 10:22 pm
# BAPS Says:
06.19.09 at 1:37 pm
It really sucks how pretty girls today are dressing like pictures of their moms right before their dads locked & knocked them. Can’t wait for the end of this ugly-on-purpose trend.
I’ve been saying that for a long time now.
06.22.09 at 12:11 am
they’re peep-toed shoes with nylons. hot.
06.22.09 at 12:23 am
minnesota you say, excellent
06.22.09 at 3:09 am
Who’s Foster Brooks?
06.22.09 at 10:00 am
These two are totally Long Island girls who took Amy Winehouse’s hair to heart. I really despise this “new” look, its ruining it for the style AND substance girls… and vintage shoes are totally cute, but I can see the pink girls toes because they are so busted…
06.22.09 at 10:02 am
serviceable hipster 101 chicks, probably about 17, probably blown one or more shitty djs @ the annex… need to “work up the courage to talk to them?”
try…
HEY SLUTS, I WORK AT VICE!
it’ll be about 1.2 microseconds before they are all fucking over it.
06.22.09 at 1:41 pm
the wet patch on her skirt is because she saw me stunting in stunna shades nigga
06.22.09 at 2:29 pm
Foster Brooks won my affection one night on some fucked up variety show when he introduced Telly Savalas as “Kelly Saliva.”
Anyway, yes, they’re women distilled into sex toys. Have fun with them, but wash up after.
06.22.09 at 3:26 pm
you need the shades cuz their whiteness iz blinding.
06.22.09 at 3:32 pm
She’s hot but I’m still unimpressed by her outfit. No, I’m not gay.
06.22.09 at 4:06 pm
i want right’s shoes
WHERE CAN I GET THEM.
06.22.09 at 5:23 pm
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07.20.09 at 9:41 pm