I don’t mind if women get in shape by stretching. That’s kind of hot actually, but dudes? Purple dudes?

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33 Comments
  1. Bramladesh Surprise Says:

    You have to admit, Grimace has never looked better ever since McDonald’s included yoga mats in their happy meals.


  2. lol Says:

    what a fag


  3. zippy Says:

    When Ahnald directed us to “squeeze our buttocks”, this guy made it a personal mission. Did that purple practice orifice in the bag come with the outfit?


  4. Say hello to my giant friend Says:

    That’s not a yoga mat it’s a giant coke straw!


  5. bongmasterflex Says:

    park slope, palace of shitheads


  6. Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

    That guy looks like he could bring peace to the middle east.


  7. Vane$$a Says:

    nice grammar.


  8. Sal Says:

    What a nightmare. I’m glad I didn’t see it in person I would be blinded by this solar flare of fail.


  9. ... Says:

    Art-bros…you suck.


  10. crampston digglesworth Says:

    but you gotta admit, he’s totally doing it


  11. lol@u Says:

    yoga guys are the creepiest motherfuckers out there. I had an ex who was a yoga instructor and she was always trying to get me to go to classes. I finally told her, ‘look you don’t really want me to be one of those yoga guys do you?’ then she was like ‘oh yeah, nevermind’.


  12. Wanda Sykes' Dildo Says:

    “Can anyone direct me to the nearest Jamba Juice? What’s that? Up my boyfriend’s ass? Hey! Wait a minute, that’s not funny!”


  13. adolf satan Says:

    What a dickhead.


  14. anonymoose Says:

    yoga guys are so hot.


  15. vegan jules Says:

    I have a stretch now and then on one of those. But I hide the shit out of it.


  16. imyar Says:

    haha prospect park no wonder.


  17. miss appalachian Says:

    cute.


  18. miss appalachian Says:

    i mean the comment, not the guy.


  19. Peeny Paps Says:

    Too much estrogen in the womb. However, if the bag, strap & sandals were purple I’d have to give him respect for taking it to the max.


  20. asdf Says:

    could’ve guessed the rest of the photo just by seeing the top five percent


  21. yo Says:

    what’s wrong with his hair?


  22. Ruby Says:

    Love the caption, and Wanda Sykes’ Dildo’s comment. This shit is blatantly NOT okay.


  23. George Forman Grille Says:

    Yoga’s not nearly as bad as the fact that he decided he needed a cute outfit to “make it work”


  24. Bill Chill Says:

    Nice gams.


  25. Buzz Cavanaugh Says:

    I prefer exercising with a medicine ball and one of those electric belt machines that go around the waist. My favorite post workout meal is steak and eggs with hash-browns, a side of bacon and a nice tall glass of whole milk. If you follow my program you’ll live to at least 50 while experiencing a minimum of 2 renal and/or coronary bypasses with only one or two malignant cancer scares, guaranteed. You’ll also start resembling a Moses era Charlton Heston…ASAP. Imagine being able to actually suck in your 40 inch gut when the shirt is doffed and the ladies are a hovering. My program will also eliminate the nuisance of daily shitting and allow you get by on one small dump per month. And yes, yoga is definitely for fags.


  26. come mierda Says:

    i used to think yoga was gay until i tried hot yogA and it helped with my anxiety & sleeping disorders.. but i am a girl… and none of the yogi dudes that are really into it are sexy, since this is hot yoga u have to wear least clothes possible and alot of those queers are in speedos


  27. Vane$$a Says:

    What I say is this, if you’re a guy and you do yoga it’s no problem as long as you keep it on the “down low.” It’s kinda like having a secret drug habit. Do it off in the dark shadows while everyone else is sleeping and never, ever admit to actually doing it. If someone catches you with a yoga mat…kill them. The reputation of American manhood is at stake.


  28. Normaltown Says:

    Yoga isn’t compatible with the American exercise club attitudes of showing off and being a meat market.


  29. blingBLANG Says:

    it’s kind of sad how doing yoga, which is smart and helpful, is considered gay if you’re a guy


  30. vegan jules Says:

    but Vanessa, what if you’re a guy, pretending to be a girl making comments about guys?


  31. just wondering Says:

    i do yoga and i’m a guy, would it be more ok if i got a mat with barbed wire on it????


  32. Bruce Straightsteen Says:

    his outfit is perfect, i prefer the gays out in the open where i can steer clear from them rather than trying to blend in with one of us.


  33. cat fancier Says:

    Buzz Cavanaugh, I call plagiarism on your comment. I cannot remember the comic book you stole that out of, but I will review my collection. I demand that the operators of this site either correctly attribute the source for your comment, or remove said comment.


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