STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STREET BONER 75

It’s so lonely getting off a plane. Can’t these girls be waiting for us just once and say, “I hope you ain’t hungry motherfucker because we’re already late for two parties and a fistfight. Get your shit and let’s go.”

This entry was posted on 02.26.08 at 8:54 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

13 Comments

muthafutha Says:

hahahahahasurely you jesthahahahaha

02.26.08 at 9:10 am
Haze Says:

wtf? Who schedules fistfights these days? Thats soooo 90’s

02.26.08 at 12:57 pm
mr.wilson Says:

For the first 50 feet you walk from the gate, you pretend they are both yours, then your girlfriend in the argyle sweater smiles at you and it all comes crashing down.

02.26.08 at 1:33 pm
Danielle Says:

Who do the skinny legs belong to?

02.26.08 at 4:26 pm
dm Says:

Its an optical illusion.. they don’t have legs.

Or im high.

02.26.08 at 5:01 pm
tootie Says:

I can’t for the life of me figure out the leg situation here either. If the chick in the foreground owns the grey shoes and black socks, where the hell are the other girl’s pair?

02.26.08 at 8:35 pm
rob-omb Says:

Are they standing behind some sorta mirrored bench or something? My brain is hurting.

02.26.08 at 10:13 pm
katie Says:

if they were waiting for me at the airport, i’d be pretty thrilled. i doubt it would have quite the same comedic effect, though.

02.27.08 at 1:39 am
KITTEH Says:

hahahahahahhhahhahhahaaaicant

02.27.08 at 6:21 am
000 Says:

There just there to roll people for their color(look at the girls to their left)

02.27.08 at 8:28 am
Maarlen Bierhat Says:

Oh, look. It’s Miss Behavin’, and Mr. Al Problems.

03.19.08 at 10:56 am
Replicant Says:

That argyle sweater girl is hot.

04.17.08 at 3:22 am
Thommy Tippy Says:

She appears to be cooly and calmly smothering a small child.

10.13.08 at 11:51 pm

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