You want a tip? How about: Find out what she’s into and give a shit like you’ve never given a shit about anything else, ever in your entire life?
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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That would probably be your first mistake.
06.26.09 at 12:09 pm
If he were wearing her lipstick I would be seeing double.
06.26.09 at 12:38 pm
They already both like stupid necklaces.
06.26.09 at 12:42 pm
they should make babies and start an ubermensch farm somewhere in the country.
06.26.09 at 12:49 pm
Her hand looks kinda funny, like she’s reaching around from behind herself. He looks like he’s playing one hand air guitar. They are like mannequins that aren’t put together correctly. The tips guy looks threatened. This whole picture is very unsettling.
06.26.09 at 12:53 pm
i never tip gavin. is this the *new* DBA?
06.26.09 at 1:05 pm
The only tip I’ll give in this scenario is the tip of my dingaling. Dude ain’t invited, though.
06.26.09 at 1:16 pm
They’re clearly Brudder & Sister.
06.26.09 at 1:31 pm
im gonna put it out there that this guy will require no effort. how do i know? her t-shirt has a dong on it
06.26.09 at 1:47 pm
She’s wearing a human skin over her insect carapace.
06.26.09 at 1:49 pm
oh god her face is hotter than bewbs
06.26.09 at 1:56 pm
bahahahha wtf is grimey gavin doin up there with that hot chick
06.26.09 at 2:09 pm
i came
06.26.09 at 2:11 pm
^ 2 above not me
i came, me
because i came
06.26.09 at 2:12 pm
girl is beautiful, her father is Bacchus her mother Venus.
06.26.09 at 3:40 pm
Amy Burly
06.26.09 at 3:41 pm
nigga look like the love-child of eddie vedder, chris cornell and jesus
06.26.09 at 3:48 pm
cocaine?
06.26.09 at 4:21 pm
that face! that waist!
06.26.09 at 4:42 pm
I never gave permission to have my photo tgagdglkhabckm,n
06.26.09 at 5:31 pm
Fuck Ghosts.
06.26.09 at 7:29 pm
I’ll give you a tip. Don’t eat the yellow snow, fucker.
06.26.09 at 7:29 pm
zach uptegrove
06.26.09 at 7:40 pm
I think I look good!
06.26.09 at 7:53 pm
I don’t have enough information to respect the 10 kitty ranking. You can’t see any of her body. Block out her face and she might be pretty average–you can’t tell. I demand more pictures of her, or a kitty recount.
06.26.09 at 8:44 pm
half-asian?
06.27.09 at 12:36 am
I know that girl! I mean, I met her once. She’s stunning when you first walk in the room and then she stands up and you realize she has a severe eating disorder.
06.27.09 at 4:19 am
DAS MY NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111
that guy is my nigger!
i fucking know that guy and he is my nigger
that fucking nigger, i dont believe it1
fucking nigger.
whats he doing with that girl…that’s pretty weird…
wtf. that fucking nigger. nigger.
06.27.09 at 6:07 am
this is one young woman worthy of WORSHIP.WORSHIP.WORSHIP
06.27.09 at 6:25 am
Gavin, you lucky mother fuckin nigger. where, when, how, any tips?
06.27.09 at 4:30 pm
Yo Gav’s girl is wayyy too fucking hot for this shit, street boner…
where are we? French Vogue ?! Nigga, please.
Radest fuckin chick. call me if he upsets you. I mean it.
06.27.09 at 4:43 pm
when a woman like this one comes in a package of three: Face, Body and Brain, my dick doesn’t know the fuck to do with itself, for every minute she is in my sight. well, for sure i don’t know the fuck to do with myself when ever this beauty is around.
Blue balls.
dump Gavin, Would you marry me?
06.27.09 at 4:57 pm
No, Marry me please.
06.27.09 at 4:59 pm
She is going to marry me.
06.27.09 at 5:03 pm
biggest BONER i’ve ever gotten from Street Boner.
10 kittens?
c’mon, get another 10 or 20 seems more fair.
just fuckin look at HER!
look at THEM,
TOGETHER?!
BONER!
06.27.09 at 5:22 pm
they should make babies,
they need to make babies,
they have to make babies.
06.27.09 at 5:26 pm
way too amazing (in all sense) for Zzboy
06.27.09 at 5:35 pm
Ksll him a zman kall him a z boy I kall him onedred and fifty seven percent peeeeeeeeeeerfeeeeeeeeeect. !!!!!!
Kuz we are in did the wordst kids with the best chicks
!!!!!!
Love. Jahjah the only black god !!!
06.27.09 at 6:25 pm
this is a hilarious caption
06.27.09 at 11:38 pm
shet the fak epppp
06.28.09 at 4:58 pm
Her face is hot and all but I have a feeling I’d be severely grossed out by her painted skeleton body.
06.29.09 at 7:45 pm
I saw them at a party few days ago, Skinny,well, more like a model, skinny in parts that should be skinny….. but she ain’t no skeleton to me. my eyes kinda went crazy cuz didn know where to look first. damnnnn, hot face and tight ass body, for real? BELIEVE.
06.29.09 at 8:34 pm
super hot face, a model body with tits and ass….apparently brains too, shit the world is about to come to an end. BELIEVE.
06.29.09 at 8:47 pm
french girls are cute yet sexy; Asian girls are cute yet sexy. when the two decided to have a baby, you gotta double the cuteness and sexy to the max.
06.29.09 at 9:17 pm
omg this is that hot french girl who works at fuse gallery, wonder how many people are actually there for the art. I’m there all the time now just to see if she is working!
06.29.09 at 9:28 pm
they look like a vintage 70’s movie poster.
06.30.09 at 12:42 am
so nice to see a seriously hot girl with no bangs.
07.01.09 at 12:36 am
if any noticed, these two together in a picture have a certain divine quality.
07.01.09 at 6:02 pm
DBA? Hot Chick? No way!
07.01.09 at 6:11 pm
how do you feel when Jesus & Madonna serve you beers… …
kinda awesome!
07.01.09 at 6:16 pm
where do i start? left to right or up and down. disgustingly beautiful people. in brooklyn?
07.01.09 at 8:06 pm
This is how i’ll start: sucker punch the dude, grab all the money from that gross looking tip jar; while he still down, ask the girl if she wanna piggy back ride home with me, maybe get some ice cream and strawberries on the way.
07.01.09 at 8:25 pm
I met her couple of times in Paris, definition of a sweetheart. but i thought she was a lesbian.
07.01.09 at 8:58 pm
devon aoki + kate moss + alexa chung
07.01.09 at 9:11 pm
nah shes hotter
07.02.09 at 6:06 am
they are so beautiful to the point it’s kind of creepy. their sex life must be either super hot, robotic, or non existence due to how beautiful these two are. bottom line, they should have sex on their own or to themselves, instead of each other. It’s not fair the rest of us remain banging average human beings in our entire life time and these two get to fuck each other, all the time.
07.06.09 at 9:00 pm
baby girl, what you doing in BK all summer with a hetero?
07.09.09 at 12:41 pm
Now this is a true 10. I have faith in you fuckers again. Well, I never really did, but now I do. And what’s up with the 10 kittens for that newest pic of the coked out beat up chick ?! How does that make any sense compare to this bombshell? Justice, please.
07.12.09 at 7:44 pm
z boy steals laptops/hearts !!!
07.27.09 at 3:25 am