The key to pulling off a good 90s revival look is to remember what a huge percentage of our clothes were found on a girl’s floor.

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17 Comments
  1. zippy Says:

    I like the guy across the street with the office uniform on. He looks like he could sit down and whip off a spreadsheet on any corner of that town before you could say “Jackie Robinson!”.


  2. Reggie Says:

    Oh dear…


  3. 420 lost Says:

    Dude is just waiting to learn that velcro shoes were invented.


  4. 420 lost sucks dicks Says:

    you people are fucking retarded


  5. Anonymous Says:

    90’s revival? The 90’s never left! What do you think we’ve been complaining about for the past 10 years?


  6. imyar Says:

    everything but the hat


  7. Oliver Clothes Sawed Off Says:

    eff him. this ass clown has the speediest E this side of glasgow.


  8. snowball lovedove Says:

    i heart speedy E.


  9. Wanda Sykes' Dildo Says:

    Nice gay footwear. I bet when he sleeps at night, his shoes sneak out of the house and hit up all the leather bars, blowin’ homos left n’ right.


  10. Jetpack Says:

    I find it unacceptable that today’s men look like oversized children.


  11. David Allen Cross Says:

    “Swingers,” as in the diner chain in LA? Fuckin’ dipshit motherfucker. Shoes are AOK if worn properly.


  12. Liquid Sky Saxon Says:

    all I can say after all the years I’ve known you mofos its about fucking time, whether its a do/don’t. Gavin was good to see you at Chris’ wedding even tho you’re still kinda a dick.

    Anyways, you know I run this beer can hat game for eons now. Lucky Lager son, they don’t even make that in cans anymore! Shoes are oop Nite Joggers (still need the orange ones) with matching neon laces and you can see the tongue so plz tell me how to wear them ‘better’. Anyways ‘Swingers’ is hardly a ‘chain’, maybe not the most underground but lost on folks outside LA. Their espresso milkshake ain’t too shabby and safety orange is always in.

    Rave IS reediculous and yes I still play jungle (94 ragga shit to be eggzact), but is a lot more exciting then your boring ass cookie’ cuttin’ goose steppin’ big type t-shirt bullshit while you listen to bmore rmxs of paula abdul. Y’all are sooo underground, sooo cool, and sooo fucking stupidly boring. I’m so pretty you’re so pretty…..vacant.

    And fwiw you homophobic homothugs (who prob voted for prop 8 talk about dipshits) have absolutely no clue how rediculous my gf’s ass is, no would you ever, so stick to your clown porn on a saturday night while I’m out having an absinthe and a J at 530am slaying a loft party in crooklyn with hungarian psyche rock on the decks. That’s what gets you laid, not commenting on ppl who DO.

    to quote mr. keith, keep it real, represent…my nuts.


  13. bonerking Says:

    Hahah what a dork.
    What’s even dorkier is that he really is one of the hottest, busiest, most beloved DJs in NYC right now and for the past decade. Man, if you knew the parties he’s slayed.

    Especially dorky is that I can personally attest to the sheer rediculosity of his gf’s ass, as I’ve spent many nights trying to figure how a boner like me can pull off something half as nice.

    Keep killin it $¢… see ya this weekend and probably every other one as long as I live in the city.


  14. Jetpack Says:

    Well, you showed me. I’m a believer now. Fine work, man-child.


  15. red Says:

    “stick to your clown porn on a saturday night while I’m out having an absinthe and a J at 530am slaying a loft party in crooklyn with hungarian psyche rock on the decks. That’s what gets you laid, not commenting on ppl who DO.” … dam straight!


  16. kwa-zee-nuf Says:

    Someone needs to smack that hat off his head…Right now. Then perhaps steal those shoes for good measure


  17. Unicycle Says:

    1995 called they said that meth was bad and update your wardrobe.


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