If you ever get sick of being a bad ass in Orlando you could always try being a laughing stock in New York.

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This entry was posted on 06.30.09 at 8:47 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
36 Comments
  1. Jetpack Says:

    Platinum caption.


  2. felt tip of my peen Says:

    is that a “bust of hitler” belt buckle? classic.


  3. Camel Toe Unfiltered Says:

    Spot-on.


  4. real bluebeard Says:

    classic


  5. the nacho chip Says:

    columbine bros


  6. Holy Shit Says:

    Bwahahahahahah.


  7. BAPS Says:

    X: *in passing* Pssch, fag
    Stomach Tat: WHAT? Did you just call me a fag?!
    X: No dude, I called you… sad.
    Stomach Tat: Oh… thanks, man <3
    Trench: People up here are pretty cool, man.


  8. Dork Says:

    I like the “cut a bitch” look. Overcompensation FTW!


  9. Boner Patrol Says:

    Seriously: Florida sucks.


  10. Merle Haggard's Foreskin Says:

    so it’s hot enough for no shirt and cold enough for a trench coat?


  11. BAPS Says:

    Merle just killed it. Hit em up lol style.


  12. Re-dicule Says:

    Solid brahs.


  13. zippy Says:

    I didn’t know they were remaking “The Lost Boys” !


  14. LCC Says:

    Gavin, I just want to be everywhere and wear everything, and slightly less than everything, if not nothing, in order to get your and your people’s less than ten cats reviews. This is my new goal in life, my new direction. I feel so strong. It doesn’t hurt me, this hypothetical less than ten cat heads. It feels right and natural. It feels… it feels… hell, it FEELS. Isn’t that enough, in this sterile day and age?


  15. BAPS Says:

    ^^^^^Biggest fag of them all


  16. LCC Says:

    BAPS!


  17. LCC Says:

    Now I am totally obsessed with BAPS. I don’t even care about the shirtless and coatful one anymore. I’ll never get over this.


  18. BAPS Says:

    Only the first two were actually me. BAPS doesn’t call people fags. I don’t play like that. Also, it is my style to say @Name when referencing someone.


  19. Hamilton, Steel Shitty Says:

    Yeah, we’re recording the new album at Electric Lady. It’s a ‘return to our roots’ kinda record, man, and we’re calling it “Cult: Mystical.”


  20. LCC Says:

    How can I be obsessed with someone who has not a style? I am obsessed with the fake
    BAPS.


  21. Daddy Star Child Says:

    Sad thing is, I bet they could bet everyone of our asses.


  22. gavin Says:

    really?


  23. Kaitlyn Says:

    only if we knew where to get meth and wouldn’t tell


  24. Blah Says:

    Looks more like Clearwater than Orlando. Those two couldn’t bear to be near the Magic Kingdom.


  25. Pussy Tastemaker Says:

    We are 138.


  26. ADDvice Says:

    Have to say this SB is golden.


  27. spotty Says:

    PCP, anyone?


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  29. ho hum Says:

    these guys are a laughing stock in orlando too, it’s just that there the people laughing are frat boys


  30. skull front Says:

    what.


  31. fuck Says:

    my face.


  32. Rudy Says:

    Perfect Caption


  33. ur doing it rong Says:

    criss angel? bret michaels?


  34. HARMO FUCKING MARMO Says:

    10 Kitties for the caption.


  35. imbored Says:

    Woah, only 3 kittens! That’s pretty harsh. I mean it’s not like he’s got flaming dice tattoos above his crotch…oh wait he does.


  36. poop Says:

    He holds his cigarette like he’s new.


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