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STREET BONER 756

Someone charge this bitch with murder for boring me to death with that outfit.

This entry was posted on 06.30.09 at 1:52 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

18 Comments

imyar Says:

hey i just got out of jazz class

06.30.09 at 2:18 pm
affirmative maction Says:

rachel?

06.30.09 at 2:50 pm
zippy Says:

Yes officer, I shot him. Ann I’m glad I did it I tell you. Glad. Glad! GLAAAAAAD!
Now please take me to the precinct for my booking. I have to pee.

06.30.09 at 3:24 pm
maurice del taco Says:

^^^ ew what the shit was that

06.30.09 at 3:34 pm
Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

She dresses like Raymi!

06.30.09 at 4:02 pm
frankly mr. stankly Says:

i’d make her put her glasses back on avant le boning.

06.30.09 at 4:14 pm
Charles Says:

still eight kitty heads

06.30.09 at 4:19 pm
Fun Stuff Says:

that face is dying for my cum

06.30.09 at 4:54 pm
Blah Says:

Yeah, you could talk her into some freaky stuff.

06.30.09 at 7:47 pm
thelibert1ne Says:

I like smart chicks because I can “bust on they glasses.”

06.30.09 at 8:45 pm
vagin Says:

y give 8 kitties if she’s boring?!?! this is sto0pid!!!

06.30.09 at 11:38 pm
Mr Belvedere Says:

Her breath probably smells like cheese.

07.01.09 at 6:18 am
ho hum Says:

agreed. face is dying for come. but who’s?

mine

07.01.09 at 8:57 am
BRAIN AIDS Says:

sorry about that, i gave her the acid

07.01.09 at 12:20 pm
anti-lamez Says:

Then give her like 4 kitty’s then.

You have turned into such a pussy when it comes to ranking…Im almost about to switch back to Do’s and Dont’s…I swear ILL DO IT!!

07.01.09 at 12:53 pm
XBOX's DICK Says:

bitch is ugg

07.01.09 at 6:27 pm
Fat Freddy Fucks Shane Says:

Yes, my balls do look lovely on your chin… Gargle.

07.05.09 at 1:02 pm
HARMO FUCKING MARMO Says:

Ugh! Bleugh! (Cough! Cough! Splutter) HMM… HMMMM-HEEEEEUGH!… Blergh!

Brown tights?

Not good.

07.12.09 at 7:37 am

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

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