This girl looks like a cute bird if it liked modern dance and its head was an apostrophe.

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26 Comments
  1. Jewcy Says:

    Bird in the old-timey sense?


  2. Peeny Paps Says:

    Bad shoes. Bad! You just had to be different, huh?


  3. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

    i didnt know why she was a 7 because she is cute as the dickens. then i saw those crocodile loafers


  4. marcy Says:

    bleh girl, bleh comment


  5. asdf Says:

    she looks like she literally doesn’t know anything


  6. Tady L Ron Says:

    She needs one and a half more of something.


  7. ew kids on the block Says:

    is this like the nemesis of all the pigeon toed bitches? the knock-kneed bitch?


  8. kure kure takora Says:

    those hips don’t lie, this is as good as she will ever look!


  9. alex Says:

    BABE


  10. sho nuff Says:

    yeah!….wait what?


  11. Fuck Hyperbole Says:

    i’d fuck the shit out of her ^___^


  12. Bramladesh Surprise Says:

    Oh summertime. When all men turn into raging unhealthy perverts.

    She appears to have been given the ‘pigeon toes’ vaccine, which deserves at least 0.5 more kitties.


  13. crampon Says:

    men are always raging unhealthy perverts. the interwebs just lets us type it out


  14. zippy Says:

    She’s pretty cute. I would only hope that she didn’t just step outside to get away from that shaved truck driver sitting over her shoulder that is her “Mommy!”


  15. Dork Says:

    She is cute, but those jeans are not her friend. Also, nun shoes.


  16. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    You’re just a gaggle of fags and “healthy” gals.


  17. Jimmie Says:

    I live here in kill city …


  18. ourladyiftheflowers Says:

    looks like the one from flava of love, pumkin? except without the hepatitis


  19. Abortion! at the disco Says:

    what you got in that plastic shopping bag girl?

    is it a better haircut or less man-ish shoulders? cause that’s what your next purchase should be. Nevertheless: dumb, genuine, hot.


  20. imyar Says:

    woah+boner! = woahner!


  21. Afro Pick Says:

    Totally a babe


  22. spotty Says:

    where has she got her thumb and why are her eyes all popped open like that??????


  23. fleetfox Says:

    st. marks anyone?


  24. king rumbear Says:

    i would not fuck her cuz from the knees down she looks like a man


  25. Disco Says:

    I bet she swims faster than me. I’d hit it, and have a real good time.


  26. Unicycle Says:

    I think she’s amazing and she has a good/interesting style thats her.


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