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Fashion is meant to accentuate your best features. If your best feature is that you’re perfect, just stick bright shit all over the place.

This entry was posted on 11.02.09 at 11:44 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

19 Comments

Anonymous Says:

she’s a beautiful 14 year old.

11.02.09 at 11:07 am
JuCIFER Says:

she could smear diarrhea all over her face and still look crisp and clean.

11.02.09 at 11:08 am
kure kure takora Says:

come back candy ravers

we miss your lack of sarcasm and irony

11.02.09 at 11:09 am
wife swap Says:

she’s a cutie. she reminds me of a brunette Drew Barrymoore trying to channel Rainbow Brite. Whatever floats your boat kid. Do what ya gotta do.

11.02.09 at 11:35 am
maurice del taco Says:

^^^ yeah, yeah let’s love IT OUT OF HER AMIRITE

11.02.09 at 11:40 am
maurice del taco Says:

dude how does your post keep moving down

11.02.09 at 11:40 am
Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

It is like a real life PhotoShop effect.

11.02.09 at 1:07 pm
bolo Says:

I think the problem is, as adults, we no longer skip or run at full speed for no reason

11.02.09 at 2:19 pm
imyar Says:

that is fun art girl done right

11.02.09 at 3:18 pm
Tumor Says:

Scene kids are the best, even if their music sucks. People who hate on scene kids are a bunch of chodes.

11.02.09 at 3:53 pm
Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

I prefer millenial music over Gen X’r Rock.

11.02.09 at 4:10 pm
dolphin sex Says:

I agree with Bolo.
She is genuinely happy.

11.02.09 at 5:57 pm
no. thanks. Says:

heh, katie holmes circa anything before homo-thug-cruise got his glittery paws on her womb.

11.02.09 at 6:12 pm
4X4 Says:

I’d read her blog.

11.03.09 at 4:48 am
sophie Says:

THIS IS Y THERE’RE LAWS AGAINST PEDOPHILIA EH-OH

11.03.09 at 6:04 am
Blognigger Says:

This is MY IDEAL GIRL.

good work.

11.03.09 at 10:33 am
Lola Says:

“that is fun art girl done right”

except she doesn’t look like an art girl

11.03.09 at 9:46 pm
Party Marty Says:

i wanna cuddle with her on a snowy winter night

11.03.09 at 11:09 pm
Badly Drawn Boy Says:

Wonderfully Painted Girl

12.07.09 at 8:42 pm

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