After he killed someone in prison they tried to cover it up and — just kidding! The only cover-up going on here is the star or the rose or whatever’s beneath that ridiculous blob.

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22 Comments
  1. cuntybaws Says:

    Tattoos are such a great barometer of intelligence. Got any? You’re a conformist non-conformist idiot then.


  2. Ballzy Swayze Says:

    Another great indicator of intelligence is a lame pejorative oxymoron.


  3. Zippy Says:

    After the twentieth person came up to him that evening and said “you look like the Edge from U2!”, this man began to have a breakdown.


  4. skull front Says:

    looks like he is having a prison moment in his pants.


  5. fuck brooklyn Says:

    is that Spenny?


  6. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Nah.


  7. Dork Says:

    This guy will never have to worry about selling out and getting a real job because a real job wouldn’t have him.


  8. POOKLES Says:

    Cry baby!


  9. ew Says:

    HES GOT SKIN CANCER U ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  10. JuCIFER Says:

    It’s most likely a superfluous nipple.


  11. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    Tattoos are an all around ugly accessory.


  12. Brice Says:

    what a fuckin dork.


  13. mano Says:

    yeah, we’ll see how “hard” he is when he’s getting ass-raped in rikers!


  14. best friend Says:

    i’d do him…


  15. Lola Says:

    He’s good


  16. mr.meat Says:

    I am saying this with a snearing aggitation:
    How can you be so hard on the guy? Cant you see he’s hurt, you chinless worm?
    Maybe it’s a mole. Did you ever think of that? Maybe it was pointed out to him countless times when he was a kid but then it got bigger and bigger and he tried to hide it with bandaids & you can’t do that forever and the bullies beat him up, calling him a freak. The Blob. Have you ever considered that it is a deformity or that he would be better off as an ugly girl?
    Maybe a heart or star tattooed over his deformity would help him get layed! Is that what you believe? A star or heart is Dr.Suess cute. At least he might feel some sense of warmth. But warmth hardly gets hot for kids like him and the ink turns black, shaping itself like a tear.
    Can you fathom what an lack of warmth means to someone that has no choice but to cope with the life of a heinous growth?
    I don’t think that you know what a tear tattoo means.


  17. southsider Says:

    He got that tattoo to commemorate the death of his first persona he invented when he moved to S.F. and became a raver turned house music jerk=off…since hes in New York now, he is cool tattoo, track bike, vice guy.


  18. f-bot Says:

    yummmeh


  19. bull Says:

    someone should have watched: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65xHv-OGRZ8


  20. zlur Says:

    Is this not a still from “Training Day” with Ethan Hawke?

    Eye tats, hmm thats a tricky one to pull off.


  21. Chodurus Says:

    the Mexican prison mafia called..they want their jail bitch back.


  22. texasinseattle Says:

    he can shoot me anyday!


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