STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STREET BONER 762

This person is going to chew you up and puke you out but you’re not a man until you’ve: had your heart broken, broken a heart, had the shit beaten out of you, and beaten the shit out of someone, so you might as well get this first part over with.

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21 Comments

Bramladesh Surprise Says:

She looks like she’s wearing Artie Lange’s windbreaker. I’d hit it, eating disorder and all.

07.03.09 at 12:21 pm
LCC Says:

Isn’t this the same one you said had such a boring outfit she was going to kill you with it?

07.03.09 at 12:52 pm
heyyy Says:

that’s jamie! looking gorge as per usual

07.03.09 at 1:18 pm
Taco Bomb Says:

If you can do it all at once all the better.

07.03.09 at 2:49 pm
Ruby Says:

Her face is wonderful

07.03.09 at 4:24 pm
Wanda Sykes' Dildo Says:

You’re not a man until you convice your girlfriend to finally try anal

07.03.09 at 4:38 pm
skull front Says:

it was fun but she would never leave. i finally faked a phone call and split.

07.03.09 at 5:22 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

Your comment is so fucking gay its unbelievable. did you get it from a chain letter? I’m actually angry at how shit your caption is.

07.03.09 at 7:05 pm
asshole leech Says:

wanda sykes dildo is right and aaaaaaa is obviously a giant pussy, captions dope

07.03.09 at 9:37 pm
Cobra Winfrey Says:

From “Chicken soup for the hipster’s soul”

07.03.09 at 10:25 pm
Liquid Sky Saxon Says:

is that angelina jolie

07.04.09 at 12:29 am
Pussy Tastemaker Says:

She doesn’t swallow…

anything.

07.04.09 at 12:05 pm
Just a Friend Says:

yeah…viceguide to findin yourself or somethin

07.05.09 at 9:08 am
laxytsuip Says:

even her (i mean “this person’s”) phone is black. hah!

i’m blinded by the grease shine coming off of her face.

07.05.09 at 3:41 pm
Squirt Says:

I would lick her every orifice.

07.05.09 at 7:57 pm
vegan jules Says:

or she’ll just fall down the stairs and die from blabbin on her mobile and turning around for pictures.

07.06.09 at 5:03 am
zippy Says:

Slender, prett features and it looks like she defoliates those sexy legs regularly, too. My God, she is an angel.

07.06.09 at 9:48 am
Gil Gerard Says:

Oh, fuck, honey, wanna go play?

07.06.09 at 1:03 pm
Ruby Says:

She “defoliates” her legs regularly???? Ahahahahahahahaha! Fuck those leaves!

Thanks, I needed that laugh

07.06.09 at 3:43 pm
goombleuttoms Says:

who puts a stool at the bottom of a staircase?

07.09.09 at 2:07 am
king rumbear Says:

ew yo. them the nastiest legs i ever did see

07.09.09 at 10:30 am

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