
Did you ever have a cool babysitter? She’d have a friend over and they’d be listening to records and you’re like, “I cannot fucking WAIT to be older.”










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At my first house, the stairs going up were directly above the stairs going down. My Dad gave my sister and I a bag of old ties that we made a giant loop-harness out of, and our babysitter helped us put it through the spaces between the stairs going up while we took turns dangling in the space between the up and down stairs while she hoisted us up. That was as good as it got with her. That and eating choc-pops in her basement while watching Y&R.
11.03.09 at 12:50 pm
One of my babysitters is now doing life in prison for orchestrating the murder of her boyfriend. Another one fucked her boyfriend under a blanket in front of me. And still another heated up Abba Zabbas in the microwave for us. I liked her best.
11.03.09 at 1:04 pm
please. bigger pictures, asshole. From here she either really is my old baby-sitter or this girl, Sara, that lives with Steve.
11.03.09 at 1:21 pm
åç†uåLL¥ you’re running over the old Street Boners, please re-align and or renumber.
11.03.09 at 1:53 pm
I’m loving the sleepy coked out face of the one on the left. she’d be even hotter with longer hair and different shoes.
11.03.09 at 2:08 pm
haunting feeling when you’re young and there’s years and years in the way of being able to throw it down.
11.03.09 at 2:46 pm
I remember those days when I was a young fart.
11.03.09 at 7:17 pm
The one on the right seems like she has been caught in an awkward lesbian moment. The one on the left seems to be saying” I don’t care. I want to tell the world of our love!” It’s just so freakin’ romantic…..
11.03.09 at 9:54 pm
My first babysitter took myself and my friends into an abandoned building on a military base in Germany. Needless to say the amount of used condoms and beer bottles were uncountable. I think she’s dead now.
11.04.09 at 11:20 am
My friends babysitter was Santigold…that would have been pretty fckn rad
11.09.09 at 5:12 pm