Britain is the land of butter, milk, and constant moisture. In other words, it’s like a perfect tit farm.

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32 Comments
  1. Jetpack Says:

    Weird. Lefty has no cleavage. Maybe the pearl strand is covering it up, but the photo makes her look like she has just this one expansive shelf of monoboob.


  2. Anonymous Says:

    It helps distract from their faces.


  3. just a cunt hair away Says:

    i think it’s because she’s a midget and/or twelve or something…
    ps- primark blows.


  4. unclaimed smegma Says:

    In 20 years a conversation between these two will sound like one of those Monty Python old lady sketches.


  5. kure kure takora Says:

    England is all like “Oooh, we can be those middle America scene girls too!” except then they throw something weird and european like a soccer shoe bag.

    5 kittens at best.


  6. JuCÍFEUR Says:

    Yep I concur on the British TITS -vs- FACE theory… Loads of mingers with NOYCE tits.


  7. Anonymous Says:

    oh look, nerd glasses! i never tire of seeing countless drones gadding about with their whimsical accessories.


  8. lester Says:

    tits? like an ass on their chest? there are fetishes for everything these days


  9. Anonymous Too Says:

    There is no delicacy quite like the British boobie.


  10. Anonymous Says:

    more like 1 cat.


  11. Remembrance Dai Says:

    Remember when Gavin would always write things like”definite wife material” and “put a ring on it” well he should say stuff like “definite extramarital affair material” now.


  12. lol@u Says:

    Nothing kills a boner quicker than a cockney accent.


  13. yikes Says:

    I want to go to there.


  14. no. thanks. Says:

    something about the short one that is everything in an orgasm.


  15. cuntybaws Says:

    stinks of jailbait…


  16. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    Jailbait in Britain is 16.


  17. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    Jailbait in Britain is 15 or younger.


  18. Clayton. Says:

    I love chubby girls who love pizza.


  19. ew Says:

    a condition known as “fat tits.”


  20. Zippy Says:

    I can see those two waddling up the Boardwalk at Atlantic City in a few years with a plastic bucket “full” of ten quarters.


  21. bolo Says:

    they’re like pretty inbreds, they would be fun to draw naked
    wow I just creeped myself out


  22. DEFFLY NAW' Says:

    I don’t know, Baby Spice is looking kinda good, get her a few pints, she’s good for a shag.


  23. lol@u Says:

    hey what is it with the bums in london? they are like from dickensian times. they pretend to be freezing when it’s like 60 degrees out and go “it’s so cold, SO COOOOOLD. please sir, could you spare a shilling for a cup of coffee.” I would laugh and tell them to fuck off and they would act mortally wounded and outraged. how come brits don’t smack their bums around? those fools wouldn’t last 10 seconds begging in nyc.


  24. whagwonmayout Says:

    what does constant moisture have to do with anything?


  25. Anonymous Says:

    poor things


  26. Anonymous Says:

    I’ve travelled (traveled?) a bit, and the UK is pretty shit in a lot of ways, but for dairy products and tits it’s a world leader.


  27. Um.. Excuse me Says:

    The moisture makes them lithe and supple.


  28. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    That blonde’s tits are slung so low now, she can be feeding kittens at her feet from her nipples in a year or two.


  29. melsa Says:

    fat tits hahaha


  30. jr Says:

    in search of our deadbeat fathers brett michaels and c.c. deville


  31. Ackbar Says:

    perfect tits indeed. too bad they are both fucktard posers.


  32. Jackie McChuckles Says:

    I didn’t know David Hockney had kidz.


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