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She looks like when you’ve been hanging out with your best friend for so long you go, “I wish you could just turn into a chick” and then he’s like KAPOOF! “How’s this?”

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This entry was posted on 02.28.08 at 8:37 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
20 Comments
  1. muthafutha Says:

    We need Asians with child bearing hips, gavin! Breasts, as well. We’re suffering for porn out here as it is!


  2. stoops Says:

    8 kittens!?!?


  3. Anonymous Says:

    One of the most boring looking girls that my eyes have ever had the unfortunate luck to come across

    YAWN at the outfit and YAWN at the face and YAWN at the figure


  4. anon Says:

    least deserving of 8 kittens so far on this site. shoes are awful, face is boring, scarf is clearly choking her, shirt is too tight for someone with no curves (she looks like a little boy’s school uniform), and the flair on the belt is a failed attempt at “quirky.” there are so many beautiful, stylish people in skinny jeans, belts and scarves that this should have been easy to replace for something prettier.


  5. Butt Holder Says:

    nice perfectly pressed white shirt at an outdoor music festival.


  6. Butt Holder Says:

    it’s almost see-through


  7. Loomis Says:

    I know exactly what it would be like to be in her bed all Sunday if she was only wearing tiny socks and a t-shirt that was a little too small. It would be a thing called heaven and 8 kittens would look like a slap in the face.


  8. Skorzeny Says:

    only thing more latently homosexual than the caption are the commenting turds who put this cutie down


  9. SCOTTIECAPSLOCK Says:

    you and derrick spending too much time together? wanting him to turn into a lady?


  10. muthafutha Says:

    by my count two comments were deleted thus far


  11. bitchass Says:

    BORRINGGG


  12. Skorzeny Jr Says:

    Skorzeny Snr got it in a nutshell right there


  13. b Says:

    Everyone shut up! She is amazing.


  14. hunkybob Says:

    the belt and scarf in exchange for actually deserving your eight catheads.


  15. A Straight Man Says:

    10!
    Open up your goddamn eyes.


  16. KITTEH Says:

    I’ll open my eyes, and be JUST as disappointed as I was the first time.


  17. 000 Says:

    My best friend is a burping, farting,asshole who make fun of me at any moment!!!If a girl became that I’d be dating Roseanne and if I’m going to be John Goodman I’d rather it be from the Big Labouski!!


  18. Maarlen Bierhat Says:

    This summer’s look is a big smile that says,”When the music wraps up and you are covered with mud and everyone else’s shit; my poo will still smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls.”


  19. Replicant Says:

    “Why yes I can fit two cocks in my ass!”


  20. m.alice Says:

    one please.


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