STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STREET BONER 80

Luckily, by the time you get to the point where you’re saying, “Does it really matter what gender blows me?” you’re so fucking wasted you can’t get it up. Whoever came up with this design deserves the Nobel Penis Prize.

This entry was posted on 02.28.08 at 1:39 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

13 Comments

muthafutha Says:

Ahhh the profundity of your words knows no bounds my friend, kudos!

02.28.08 at 1:50 pm
yertle the turtle Says:

My fave boner so far, I’m proud of you squirt.

02.28.08 at 2:15 pm
Guy Incognito Says:

What the fuck? What mad scientist put the head of Jason Statham on the body of a 17 years old anorexic male model? His shiny smooth girl arm looks so out of place with a mug like that.

02.28.08 at 3:50 pm
he is Says:

he is hotter than the asian librarian loser on the last pic

02.28.08 at 4:38 pm
toddy Says:

that asian librarian loser is damn cute if you ask me

02.28.08 at 6:55 pm
000 Says:

If “Friends” was based on real New York.It’d look more like this!!!!

02.28.08 at 7:29 pm
justin Says:

brilliant!

02.28.08 at 8:16 pm
hoowa Says:

he’s jude law with AIDS

02.28.08 at 9:33 pm
Can I borrow? Says:

Librarians are THE hottest items ever! Fire and ice…

02.28.08 at 10:49 pm
Mary Bellend Says:

eurgh nothing in this picture merits a boner dude. woof woof woof. it reminds me of when I am trying to beat off for the third time before i get up and I have to think of the most disgusting permutations that make me pray that in the afterlife my thoughts aren’t wreathing round my skin in burning chains

03.02.08 at 12:06 am
Scottie Says:

Being compared to Jason Statham and Jude law in any fashion is a compliment to me!

Yours Truely,

Jason Statham on the body of a 17 years old anorexic male mode
&
jude law with AIDS

03.05.08 at 1:54 pm
Maarlen Bierhat Says:

The guy in the middle designed it, and check out the prize penis behind him. Everybody was all,”I know! I can’t believe it either!”

04.05.08 at 5:40 am
Replicant Says:

beer through a straw?
Someone call the ATF.

04.17.08 at 3:27 am

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