STREET BONER 80
Luckily, by the time you get to the point where you’re saying, “Does it really matter what gender blows me?” you’re so fucking wasted you can’t get it up. Whoever came up with this design deserves the Nobel Penis Prize.
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02.28.08 at 1:50 pm
Ahhh the profundity of your words knows no bounds my friend, kudos!
02.28.08 at 2:15 pm
My fave boner so far, I’m proud of you squirt.
02.28.08 at 3:50 pm
What the fuck? What mad scientist put the head of Jason Statham on the body of a 17 years old anorexic male model? His shiny smooth girl arm looks so out of place with a mug like that.
02.28.08 at 4:38 pm
he is hotter than the asian librarian loser on the last pic
02.28.08 at 6:55 pm
that asian librarian loser is damn cute if you ask me
02.28.08 at 7:29 pm
If “Friends” was based on real New York.It’d look more like this!!!!
02.28.08 at 8:16 pm
brilliant!
02.28.08 at 9:33 pm
he’s jude law with AIDS
02.28.08 at 10:49 pm
Librarians are THE hottest items ever! Fire and ice…
03.02.08 at 12:06 am
eurgh nothing in this picture merits a boner dude. woof woof woof. it reminds me of when I am trying to beat off for the third time before i get up and I have to think of the most disgusting permutations that make me pray that in the afterlife my thoughts aren’t wreathing round my skin in burning chains
03.05.08 at 1:54 pm
Being compared to Jason Statham and Jude law in any fashion is a compliment to me!
Yours Truely,
Jason Statham on the body of a 17 years old anorexic male mode
&
jude law with AIDS
04.05.08 at 5:40 am
The guy in the middle designed it, and check out the prize penis behind him. Everybody was all,”I know! I can’t believe it either!”
04.17.08 at 3:27 am
beer through a straw?
Someone call the ATF.