I’d like to throw blood on that fucking vest and by “blood” I mean my nude body.

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20 Comments
  1. Zippy Says:

    Relax PETA, Nutria is NOT an endangered species!

    She looks like fun, If you can get her to where that vest in the sack, it would be like a whole caveman, Huns overrrunning Europe, Indian girl in a teepee.. anthropological-erotic sex romp through time. :)

    Or it could be like screwing a cat lady that hasn’t brushed the shed hair off her bed in several (ever) years. :(


  2. imyar Says:

    yeah it works


  3. Ruby Says:

    Yes. The glasses are esp. doin it.


  4. Oh Kay Says:

    wow cleverest caption evr.


  5. marty Says:

    i’d like to stab her. and by “stab” i mean fuck.


  6. tim Says:

    This girl looks boring as hell. Her sunglasses suck. They say “I’m a sorority girl but my furry vest says I’m kinda eccentric whooo!!!”


  7. fik Says:

    yeah , my chest is is really cold but my arms not so much . oh and the boots with short sleeves , i am trying to mind fuck you with my , new global warming attire .


  8. Layne Says:

    I am certain there are plenty of beeds of pit sweat gathering and streaming. Sure she stinks in more than two places.


  9. Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

    I’d like to murder her whole family, and by “murder her whole family” I mean take her on a date.


  10. damn guy Says:

    someone needs to stop asking bob dylans left nut for his opinion.


  11. idk Says:

    it’s a mexi blanket starbucks in the park sitting outside because it’s not the middle of the summer sort of day and that alone deserves 8 kitties


  12. solid.jones Says:

    she is wearing fur, full leggings and knee high boots in NYC’s gross summer heat. i can’t tell if she’s trying really hard to pretend she doesn’t care about the “seasons” or if she’s an idiot..
    but i guess either way you want to fuck her so she wins…?

    p.s. i bet that fur smells like the musk of a sweaty beacon’s closet fitting room.


  13. omg sooo randum Says:

    weak.. “Id like to wear those shoes, and by shoes I mean tits and by wear I mean fuck! huhuhuhuh..”


  14. ur doing it rong Says:

    it’s summer retard.


  15. antonella Says:

    this outfit doesn’t make sense in august. she’s a babe though.


  16. No fat chicks! Says:

    HEY! That’s my ex. Babe, come back! :(


  17. Dr. Roxo PHD Says:

    This chick is like the influence of drugs.
    I want to be under her for the wrest of my life.
    Wait is that gay or just lazy?


  18. melsa Says:

    obviously it’s not fucking august…unless all those trees are dead….? very cute though.


  19. Zipperhead Says:

    she looks better than the brianjonestown massacre.


  20. unicycle Says:

    she cute


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