If you’re wondering what look you want to go with tonight, what about: “the healthiest, smartest, and funnest two human beings on earth”?

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39 Comments
  1. yikes Says:

    sarah!


  2. imyar Says:

    i want to go as two peoples!


  3. Blurry Says:

    … or you could go as these 2 here…


  4. johnny cocktails Says:

    pinkpants has a tit that leaks ink. grins mcglasses is trying to catch some tit ink in a cup. they look fun but i bet there is an unstated and rigid social hierarchy they adhere to.


  5. ZIPPY Says:

    These two probably spend long winter evenings 69′ing each other in the pedestrian way that some couples sit around reading the Sunday paper.


  6. MARTY Says:

    this look could also be called “not hot, mildly dikey, ambiguous intent, but happy”


  7. SARS Says:

    girl on the left looks like an asian dude, girl on the right needs a cheeseburger, STAT. Did I mention I hate stick legs? someone needs to rethink all those kitties!!!!!!!!


  8. Jim Says:

    huuuuuuuge bush


  9. WORLD WAR DREW Says:

    Umm….is 10 kitties their combined score?


  10. skull front Says:

    hey a young willem dafoe

    http://www.cafepress.com/obamaclown.360725594


  11. BRAIN AIDS Says:

    they look happy but that is because they are drunk on the blood of the working class.


  12. whateves totes Says:

    what’s with this huge bush thing? how can you tell?
    also, let us give a nod for the flawless skin…always a plus.


  13. antonella Says:

    uhh i’m so sick of chicks with 80s middle-aged man hair.
    the other chick is a total babe though and they look like fun.


  14. kuntz Says:

    this pic needs some cock.


  15. Anonymous Says:

    the pink pants look like they stink of peepee.

    the one on the left is very nice.


  16. SACE Says:

    ko?i


  17. SACE Says:

    korur


  18. bloop Says:

    Is it “ironic” that the super hot Jewy girl in the photo is not the one whose legs look like she just pulled them out of a vat of molten bubble gum at Treblinka? I don’t even know anymore.


  19. EastVillageVillan Says:

    Lesbians, know how to party, oh lesbos they know to party… in the city of good ol carpets they keep it munching.


  20. frankly mr. stankly Says:

    wtf? those legs are so fucking gross i almost puked up my hotdog.
    any real man will till you they want some meat on their bones.


  21. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    This reminds me of that movie Twin Falls, Idaho.


  22. LCC Says:

    I like her legs. Fuck fat latino ass bitches…skinny model legs, all day.


  23. LCC Says:

    It would be “latina” if you’re referring to women, but if you mean dudes I wouldn’t be surprised and carry on.


  24. LCC Says:

    yeah “Latinas” are fat an annoying. I think asians are the only type of woman I real man can stand.


  25. yikes Says:

    “I think asians are the only type of woman a real man can stand.”

    keep your asians, LCC. they’re for asian men and white guys with dick issues.


  26. skull front Says:

    lcc we are all friends here, what’s wrong with your dick


  27. glitterspitter Says:

    ha ha oh LCC you sound like buckets of fun. also, i think that yikes and skull front are awesome.

    hearts,

    a latina D:


  28. iloveyouchristina Says:

    girl on the left is absolutely beautiful. why doesn’t she love me back


  29. Ripped Gluts Says:

    Pink Pants has lazer thin legs. They are more the suggestion of legs than actual legs.


  30. bloop Says:

    Skinny legs and chicken fat under arms means she does not like diet coke but coke diets.


  31. I SEE YOU Says:

    I RECOGNIZE ONE OF THEM…AND DESIRE THE OTHER HEAVILY!


  32. I SEE YOU Says:

    ps i recognize the one in the pink pants


  33. Ruby Says:

    Ahahahahahahaha @ “more the suggestion of legs than actual legs”


  34. SACE Says:

    The story of the star ruby and the sailboat in the Arabian sea ends with your musing on whether the octarine stone had been given to you as a curse. I thought you were free of superstitions?


  35. Nacirema Says:

    F’n LA Gear. Not funny then, not funny now.


  36. Chimney Flue Says:

    They were in my performance art class at Columbia and smelled like patchouli. They were neither funny or nice. Still hot though.


  37. bedbug Says:

    Hah dude, what is the world coming two when trendy looks like this


  38. unicycle Says:

    like the right dyke


  39. Anonymous Says:

    Oh yeah they’d be loads of fun… with a little sprinkling of Rohypnol.


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