Seeing metalheads try to “zane up” formalwear by wearing kooky earrings is so fucking annoying. Be a rocker OR be a conductor. Don’t try to blow my mind by mixing it up.

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21 Comments
  1. imyar Says:

    worse is sunglasses at weddings. you’re not hardcore with fat arms pink cocktail frou frou dress + oakleys ok.


  2. Megadeth Says:

    Megadeth.


  3. FOOL SAINT Says:

    I think conscious attempts to zane anything up generally suck the dicks of the washed-up child star types.


  4. zippy Says:

    I like the people that stretch their earlobe holes to grotesque proportions. Like that will never cause any regret later in life. :)


  5. adolf satan Says:

    Megadeth suck donkey ballz anyway.


  6. unclaimed smegma Says:

    @adolf satan – shut your whore mouth. Megadeath was excellent, at the time, and they sure as hell make Metallica look like shit. It’s like the old Michael Jackson vs. Prince debate. Under the terms and conditions, long term: Megadeath won.


  7. kure kure takora Says:

    The only thing megadeth ever had for them was their t-shirts, which in hindsight were right up there in the dorkitude of lamborghinis with lightning bolts airbrushed behind them.


  8. Books & Backpacks Says:

    Zane Up ?


  9. a mod Says:

    heavy metal is for female bartenders who want to look tough


  10. jo mama Says:

    raymi paints a pretty clear picture of her social class with that post


  11. Fuckface Says:

    dick.


  12. pookles Says:

    Whaddya got against tough looking female bartenders?


  13. dr.pop Says:

    just sayin’

    do people still say that?


  14. world war drew Says:

    jayson green is fat


  15. Taeil Says:

    Just to nerd out. Dave Mustaine was certainly NOT a better guitarist then Kirk Hammett, but then Mustaine wrote better riffs than Kirk and the guy’s a better singing than Hetfield.


  16. Fred Durst Says:

    Dave Mustaine is the most talentless musician since Shaquille O’Neal.


  17. HARMO FUCKING MARMO Says:

    Listen to Rust in Peace about 5 fuckin times and you’ll all be into that shirt more than Metallica is into crying.


  18. KITTEH Says:

    “Be a rocker OR be a conductor.”

    hahahahahahaahahahaha


  19. KITTEH Says:

    # Taeil Says:
    08.11.09 at 4:00 am

    and the guy’s a better singing than Hetfield.

    NOPE.


  20. Slayerfan Says:

    And now the truest confirmation that this site is visited my nothing but a cum bucket full of dick-tards. How dare anyone of you brainless fuckin’ neanderthals mention one of the greatest metal conductors of all time: Dave Mustaine from your herpe-infested pieholes! It is blasphemous for his name to even be in the same sentence as Metallica. C’mon you fucktard fuckheads! Now FUCK OFF!!!


  21. Mustaine Says:

    MEGADETH!!! If you only ever listen to one metal band, this is the one!


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