I hate these fucking things. They look like someone blew her socks off.

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22 Comments
  1. Vince Mays Slomo Says:

    Spat thong toe sandals disguised as boots. Never have to decide or compromise again!


  2. Zippy Says:

    Sometimes you go into a Marshall’s or a TJ Max and see shitty failed clothing trends and wonder, “Who the fuck did they ever think would wear this shit?” And then you see this picture.

    And Jeez, BRIGHT YELLOW NAIL POLISH????????


  3. imyar Says:

    these things will not be made to happen. give it up fashion world.


  4. totes Says:

    i’m kinda into them, but only on sexy girls, and only when they FIT


  5. just a cunt hair away Says:

    no dice for realsy.


  6. Dork Says:

    Look how those hideous things make her toes scrunch up. Like they will slice her feet if she doesn’t hang on with her toes.


  7. oh c'mon Says:

    Above the knee she’s easily 7 kittens


  8. aww Says:

    look at that smile, poor thing thought she was a Do


  9. Wanda Sykes' Dildo Says:

    Who the fuck wears toe thongs? Oh wait, she’s Asian. Now it’s starting to make sense…


  10. Janie Says:

    agreed. Footwear has not taken such a hideous blow since the J LO inspired workboot/high heel combo a few years back. Jeezus christ.


  11. SARS Says:

    I hate these fucking things too.
    You probably ARE a dumb slut to look at these and make the decision to wear them, let alone buy these fuckers.

    This girl looks ridiculous. I think black flats would have safely bored us to death but also would have worked. blah blah blah fashion police weeoweeowweeoew (thats a siren).


  12. SARS Says:

    “Footwear has not taken such a hideous blow since the J LO inspired workboot/high heel combo a few years back. Jeezus christ.”

    those are even worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    right up there with public littering on my fueling rage list.


  13. 1000% Innocent Says:

    Fuck it, they make me hoooooorrrrrnnnnnyyyyyyyy. I would suck those toes so hard they would pop off then dance in the bloodspray.


  14. gg allin Says:

    Fedora and UO scarf is more.


  15. Ruby Says:

    Yep, them shits are disgusting


  16. KITTEH Says:

    # 1000% Innocent Says:
    08.20.09 at 5:30 pm

    Fuck it, they make me hoooooorrrrrnnnnnyyyyyyyy. I would suck those toes so hard they would pop off then dance in the bloodspray.

    I’m gagging.


  17. 1000% Innocent Says:

    Yup, and then I would carefully shoot my cum on each of the blood-nubs and rub it in until it coagulates, ultimately adorning each foot with cum-scabs where her toes used to be.


  18. fik Says:

    my toes are not so cold but ankles are freezing .


  19. uhh.. Says:

    what took you guys so long? these things always remind me of those pigeons with feathers on their feet…gross


  20. melsa Says:

    OMG I LOVE YOU. i hate those fucking sandals.


  21. Anonymous Says:

    UGH! I don’t understand why people think it’s okay to wear sandals in layered fall clothing. Especially the scarf sandal combo. So your neck is cold, but your toes are not?


  22. Anonymous Says:

    haha Zippys comments made me lol…


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