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Zippy Says:
Is this picture from an ugly old tennis shoe benefit?
I haven’t seen shorts this high and tight with socks pulled up the calves like these since Walt “Clyde” Frazier was at the Garden.
No one that actually “saw” Frazier play at the Garden has ever visited this website. So Zippy is a liar. Yeah the 70’s tennis look, totally groundbreaking stuff, 10 kat worthy, it’s not like Wes Anderson, American Apparel and every 3rd Bedford denizen has regurgitated that look. Razor sharp edge over here.
I’m obviously over 30, as I have no idea who the caption is directed to, or why. Unless it’s like, “Hey dude, don’t try to look younger than you are,” whispered the girl in the bright floral print dress to the over-30-fellow in the too tight shorts and ironically high tube socks, in which case, duh.
But then why 10 kitties? Why not none? Or one? Are these kitties ironic? Can we have an alternate kitty system for the ironically impaired, say, those creepy egyptian hairless cats?
Isn’t he giving 10 pussy faces as a reward to the woman in high heels for informing the old fella of his age? You know like “cheers for saying what everyone else wants to say but would never say because they’d rather just make fun of him behind his back and pretend to be polite face to face”…oh. Anyways, he looks like he fell off the Duran Duran reunion tour bus. This is highly funny to me. Thank you and have a nice day.
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Is this picture from an ugly old tennis shoe benefit?
I haven’t seen shorts this high and tight with socks pulled up the calves like these since Walt “Clyde” Frazier was at the Garden.
08.21.09 at 9:30 am
See Gavin, this is what happens when you start shaving your legs. Good luck
08.21.09 at 9:37 am
No one that actually “saw” Frazier play at the Garden has ever visited this website. So Zippy is a liar. Yeah the 70’s tennis look, totally groundbreaking stuff, 10 kat worthy, it’s not like Wes Anderson, American Apparel and every 3rd Bedford denizen has regurgitated that look. Razor sharp edge over here.
08.21.09 at 9:52 am
Ha ha ha
08.21.09 at 9:57 am
“saw” ha ha ha
08.21.09 at 10:04 am
I kind of want to see more of the woman. Is that wrong?
08.21.09 at 10:05 am
i don’t get it, who is the over the 30 one in this photo? and is it supposedly a good thing or a bad thing?
08.21.09 at 10:14 am
one of the best boner captions yet!
08.21.09 at 10:22 am
Ahahahahaha! LOVE the caption
08.21.09 at 10:23 am
ESPN Classic, badteeth. Preserving our heritage, protecting the legacy or playing old tapes because they don’t have new programming, I dunno.
08.21.09 at 10:26 am
Who, exactly, is a 10 in this picture and why? All I see is people’s backs. For all I know they’re all wearing Avril Lavigne-style ties.
08.21.09 at 10:35 am
Ten kitties to the caption.
08.21.09 at 10:51 am
I’m obviously over 30, as I have no idea who the caption is directed to, or why. Unless it’s like, “Hey dude, don’t try to look younger than you are,” whispered the girl in the bright floral print dress to the over-30-fellow in the too tight shorts and ironically high tube socks, in which case, duh.
08.21.09 at 10:58 am
But then why 10 kitties? Why not none? Or one? Are these kitties ironic? Can we have an alternate kitty system for the ironically impaired, say, those creepy egyptian hairless cats?
08.21.09 at 11:00 am
I do believe that the caption is telling us what the girl is saying to the guy, and the 10 kitties are for her brutal honesty as well as her legs.
08.21.09 at 11:16 am
@Dude – Then yes. Everything is clear now. And her legs are beautifully sturdy.
08.21.09 at 11:20 am
Isn’t he giving 10 pussy faces as a reward to the woman in high heels for informing the old fella of his age? You know like “cheers for saying what everyone else wants to say but would never say because they’d rather just make fun of him behind his back and pretend to be polite face to face”…oh. Anyways, he looks like he fell off the Duran Duran reunion tour bus. This is highly funny to me. Thank you and have a nice day.
08.21.09 at 11:20 am
HAWAHahahahhahahaa yeah
08.21.09 at 12:03 pm
pssst… “Stop touching Kids”
08.21.09 at 1:51 pm
he then replies back with – “PSST – It’s not 1986.”
fuckers.
08.21.09 at 2:39 pm
Herberts.
08.21.09 at 3:08 pm
them legs look brolick!
the break at the hips signifies a dope ass arguably.
08.21.09 at 3:21 pm
The guy is whispering to the girl, and the ten kitties are going to the guy.
08.21.09 at 5:52 pm
oh my god. i’m turned on by this picture.
08.21.09 at 6:42 pm
What’s with the woman holding a pair of shoes in the foreground?
08.21.09 at 7:59 pm
ppssst…so you are
08.21.09 at 8:49 pm
don’t trust anyone under 30
08.22.09 at 10:46 am
Look, it’s a Latino mom and one of the gays from Wet Hot American Summer! GAWK!
08.24.09 at 8:41 pm
I like the look of short shorts but can never wear them, I don’t wear undies.
07.20.10 at 3:11 am
Well at least his socks match his tennis shoes +1 point
07.22.10 at 11:05 am