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Why does she get to go backstage and I don’t? What does she have that I don’t have besides everything all five senses could ever possibly wish for?

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14 Comments

Jucifer Says:

Yep… Taste is important, she probably tastes goooooooood

09.03.09 at 12:04 pm
plotte en vrac Says:

Duz she have a brain? Can’t tell from the pic. If not, she’ll be lousy in bed and most will consider her a lightweight for the rest of her life. First impressions count.

09.03.09 at 1:02 pm
imyar Says:

she has jazz shoes that go up to her knees that’s what

09.03.09 at 1:23 pm
The Farting One Says:

She has tits!

09.03.09 at 1:26 pm
omfgitsablowjob Says:

just because she’s not pale,brunette and have pbr flavored nipples doesn’t mean she’s not bangin. more kitties please.

09.03.09 at 2:21 pm
skull front Says:

she needs to go back stage. and stick her head in a wall socket. boring vibe.

09.03.09 at 6:15 pm
Paul Blart: Mall Cop's Dildo Says:

Reminds me of one of those 1970’s Playboy centerfolds, natural wispy allure

09.03.09 at 8:38 pm
pogi Says:

Ehhhk. BIG NOSE.

09.03.09 at 8:49 pm
Heidi Glum Says:

Is that Jeremy Piven bringing up the rear?

09.03.09 at 8:59 pm
Mr Belvedere Says:

European vibe. Still would though.

09.04.09 at 3:15 am
bolo Says:

…I wish I had a natural wispy allure…

09.06.09 at 4:00 pm
Ruby Says:

Ah, she’s cute

09.06.09 at 9:16 pm
Dr. F. A. Ginsberg Says:

Five bucks shes dating an Asian. Chicks like this never stop dating Asians. Probably that cocky looking boy behind her.

09.11.09 at 12:50 am
me Says:

brown bag, black dress, bad

09.18.09 at 6:37 pm

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