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“What should I do w/ these”? What a fag
09.04.09 at 12:06 pm
big tits can be hot but when the chick is fug and relies only on her cleavage it’s a no go and so fun to hack on.
09.04.09 at 12:09 pm
you lost me at “but”
09.04.09 at 12:21 pm
You could always tie yourself a titty knot!
09.04.09 at 12:22 pm
my girl lets em hang over my head and i bat them around like a kitten with a play toy.
09.04.09 at 12:23 pm
“it feels like a bag of sand when you’re touching it”
09.04.09 at 12:25 pm
Seriously, did someone ask what do I do with these? Big boobies are awesome I am working on an illustrated book of 101 things to do with big boobs. When I finish it I will surely send you a copy.
09.04.09 at 12:27 pm
I agree with Gavin.
I had a go with some enormous tits once, and leading up to it, I was relishing the moment…
But when I Finally get in there I literally ran out of stuff to do. I even tried fucking them.
09.04.09 at 12:45 pm
Hey Raymi, quit hatin’… If a girl is “FUG” but has a nice set of tits, she’s golden.
Us guys aren’t fags like you girls, we don’t necessarily have to have the prettiest face.
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT.
09.04.09 at 12:48 pm
i’m referring to some specific chicks i know is all, relax pill guy. all the girls get dressed up cute save for one who relies on her giant lobster tits, sloppy outfit, not hot in the face. same shit every time. YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT.
09.04.09 at 12:54 pm
Keep Wendi out of this Raymi
09.04.09 at 1:02 pm
you’re so fucking mean and sick
09.04.09 at 1:06 pm
Tit massages rule.
09.04.09 at 1:22 pm
i can never get tired of playing with tits. if you are about to fuck, and get hung up because you are trying to think about what to do to the tits, you are prolly gay.
09.04.09 at 1:58 pm
Obvious answer is “Blow your hot sticky load all over them.”
(As if she wouldn’t ask you to do it anyway…)
09.04.09 at 2:02 pm
oh lord i love titties
09.04.09 at 2:12 pm
haha you care what women think
09.04.09 at 2:20 pm
Don’t you remember that completely fucked up (i.e. wonderful) BDSM video you ran?
09.04.09 at 2:33 pm
I want you to suck on my nipples like you were drinking from a straw, and lick them with your mouth worm in lizard-like flicks and alternate back to sucking. Then I want you to leave them soaking wet with your saliva and rub them with your body while we move onto heavier play. I like it when you rub them and riddle them lightly once they’ve dried, and when you’re in behind, and I want you come all over them and slap them with your dick.
09.04.09 at 3:24 pm
^ ok
09.04.09 at 3:57 pm
Arvind! Why are my tits on Street Carnage?! I’m going to kick your ass for this!
09.04.09 at 4:26 pm
I wish tits had a property to them where if you squeezed one the other got bigger. I think I could play with those for hours. As for their present state, fifteen minutes tops.
09.04.09 at 5:34 pm
I would draw faces on those two milk jugs and imagine I was having sex with three women at once!
09.04.09 at 8:23 pm
Big tits are great to look at in a tight shirt or sweater. It’s also nice when you are dating the chick with the nice tits, b/c she gets lots of attention and it’s like “yeah, I fuck this all the time–she licks my ass too.”
As far as the actual fucking tho’, I think the best part is either fucking them, or just watching them bounce around while your pounding. There’s really not much else to do.
09.04.09 at 10:21 pm
suck ‘em, fuck em’, slap ‘em, splooge on ‘em, take pics of ‘em, eat sushi off ‘em, wash ‘em, sleep on ‘em, …
09.05.09 at 12:39 am
Marty’s got it: wash ‘em.
09.05.09 at 2:20 am
ah see i was once like you.. wondering why? whats the big deal?
i too was boobless, and had never fondled such things, i was 12.
then like some great thing ..i have a pair, and god almighty!
untill you have them or have fondled a pair every day for 5 years + of course you would have no clue of their -ness.
were you not breast fed as a child?
09.05.09 at 8:42 am
My first boyfriend had a fetish for breasts. He would make me tittie fuck him in semi-public places. Then I lost weight and my boobs shrunk, so he dumped me.
09.05.09 at 1:19 pm
WRAP EM UP IN CHAINS UNTIL SHE BEGS FOR MERCY
09.05.09 at 2:13 pm
As Ms. Silverman once said:your tits have never been so clean after a shower w/ your boyfriend
p.s. whoever wrote the caption is UNQUESTIONABLY gay
09.05.09 at 2:33 pm
I’m just bummed cuz I never had me a pair of titties like dat. daym.
09.05.09 at 4:09 pm
Mutha Fucking FOOTBALL season is on again. OH yeah!
09.05.09 at 4:45 pm
I hate that so many men have been conditioned to think that they shouldn’t go for the tits by bitches without sensitive nipples and women’s rights discussions. I hate when I’m getting some nice nipple action and he leaves them alone to kiss my neck after 30 seconds. FUCK THAT. Commit to tits!
09.05.09 at 6:57 pm
It’s fun to let titties smother you while jerking off.
09.05.09 at 8:05 pm
How about take a pliers to em and twist em up real good like. Then get the alligator clamps on em and playfully touch em to a car battery real gentle like. Am I right fellas? Y’all know what I’m talkin about!
09.06.09 at 11:43 am
you’re thinking too much.
or you’re doing a seinfeld imitation. either way.
09.06.09 at 3:49 pm
Biologically, tits aren’t really for our purpose as women. We could easily have them inside our bodies like most other mammals. They’re there for you guys. So if you don’t know what to do with them, you’re basically a wuss.
09.06.09 at 9:23 pm
MNNNN who gives a cocok
09.07.09 at 11:41 pm
.This was just a precursor to the TITS tees, wuzn tit?
09.08.09 at 11:19 pm
They put some D’s on that bitch!
Those might be made out of old barbies though..
10.25.09 at 3:47 pm
Relax their made out of those plastic 6 pack rings that critters are always choking on.
Actually choking on those double D’s doesn’t sound half bad… hmmmm
07.22.10 at 12:58 pm
who cares what she likes; i know what i like to do to ‘em!
07.26.10 at 10:08 pm