I realize your parents said you can’t hang out with her but just lie and say you’re sleeping at Jenny’s house. They’re not going to call.

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8 Comments
  1. Jay Garrick Says:

    cute kid, reminds me of my younger days myself …


  2. dolphin sex Says:

    That smile+posture means you lose.
    If it wasn’t for those windshield sunglasses parents would hide their children.
    I hope she sucks penis to feel pretty.

    jk. love and peace and Prius and iphones.


  3. Elliott Says:

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


  4. bolo Says:

    her outfit not only matches itself, it also matches the flag of where she’s from, Itoldyounottocallmeherestan.


  5. The Farting One Says:

    Euro-hipsters exist too y’know.


  6. POOKLES Says:

    Lose that t’shoyt, babe.


  7. Zippy Says:

    I don’t think she’s a spring chicken. There’s a few miles on that road.


  8. best friend Says:

    i’d do her..


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