If Jimi Hendrix was never born, 346,940 less white chicks would have fucked a black guy.

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26 Comments
  1. Polly Says:

    if Vegan Jules was never born, there’d be nobody for me to sloppy-seconds =(


  2. Abraham Socrates Hussein Bambaataa Lincoln Says:

    This guy belongs in King Diamond.


  3. louis Says:

    union sq


  4. bolo Says:

    did meet a girl who told me the only black guy she would ever do it to would be Hendrix. I put on his greatest hits and made sweet love to her…


  5. Jem Says:

    This guy is fuckin’ nuts. I talked to him once after having him model for me and he told me a story about how he bought the pair of boots he was wearing off Bob Dylan.


  6. WoW... Says:

    You are such a racist asshole!

    Can not believe the racist, homophobic, racist postings/captions on here….


  7. Paul Blart: Mall Cop's Dildo Says:

    Oh! That’s what Terrence Trent D’Arby is up now! I always wondered whatever happened to that guy?


  8. Maurice Says:

    Vapeur Mauve est dans ma tete


  9. The Farting One Says:

    This is Rick James!


  10. Dough Boy Says:

    Okay, make like I’m Google: King Diamond? Did you mean King’s X?


  11. THE GATEWEAVER Says:

    thats right Jem. he bought those boots from bob. and bob gottem from me after losing a bet at that indian knife game

    james fra co out


  12. Taeil Says:

    Asian guys feel the same way about Bruce Lee.


  13. Abraham Socrates Hussein Bambaataa Lincoln Says:

    @Dough Boy

    You could go with both I guess.


  14. Zippy Says:

    Why does a black guy dress up like a fool and act like a mental patient and people think they are cool and have street cred, yet if I was out on the street doing this as a white guy, people would look at me like I’m a fucking idiot? Must be the fact that alot of black guys have giant cocks. Sort of like Obama’s “Hope” and “Promise”


  15. Dave Says:

    Rrrroooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnne


  16. lames Says:

    yur jelly zippy cos blacks are inherently cooler than whites. get it right or pay the price


  17. solid.jones Says:

    jesus i thought that this was my uncle.


  18. Mad Casper Says:

    Once you go black, you’re not welcome back.


  19. knee juices Says:

    You are such a racist asshole!

    Can not believe the racist, homophobic, racist postings/captions on here….

    lol


  20. fareesh Says:

    it’s ‘fewer’ not ‘less’


  21. Regular reader Says:

    I was about to make the less/fewer comment. Glad I used the Find feature of my browser.


  22. Regular reader Says:

    But it should be “were” not “was.”


  23. 17 Says:

    fewer


  24. Mel Says:

    Ugh, this guy is the WORST. He’s always at the Prince St n/r, and I’m positive he never actually plays anything, he just tunes the guitar. One time the train took about 20 minutes to show up, and NOT ONE lick, riff, noodle, or whatever the fuck you call it was played. He JUST tuned. And people toss him money. Wait- maybe he is actually a genius, and his hustle is the smartest thing ever?


  25. carmical Says:

    black guys are just as small as the rest of us.


  26. kat Says:

    AHHH I’M JUST HAPPY BECAUSE
    WHEN I WENT TO NEW YORK FOR THE FIRST TIME
    I TOOK PICTURES OF HIM
    I THOUGHT HE WAS THE SEXIEST BIATCH EVER
    MAINLY BECAUSE I WISH I COULDVE DONE JIMI HENDRIX.


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