I know. I know. She’s really selling that short hair but just think how much it would be better if it was all messy and down to her shoulders. See?

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34 Comments
  1. POOKLES Says:

    Look at Prof. Wrinklestein in the back!!!!


  2. dolphin sex Says:

    very accurate caption.
    and stop slouching.


  3. misty Says:

    she’d be hot with longer hair. agreed


  4. The Farting One Says:

    This is the kind of chick that says “I love you” on the first date.


  5. moosewood Says:

    Girls with pretty faces and nicely cut short hair are an instant boner.


  6. just a cunt hair away Says:

    it’s just my life choice, but i don’t do male cross-dressers.


  7. Must Says:

    Short hair. Long hair. Her hair frames her face well and does not interfere with her natural beauty. The only thing I don’t dig are the boots. The chunky boots don’t work well with the rest of her outfit. Especially with the short hair look, she can have more of an ‘outfit’ look if she had shoes like the woman in the photo previous; a red, low-heel, or white flats.

    Beautiful regardless!


  8. quadruple x Says:

    Hotter with longer hair. There isn’t a woman alive that’s hotter with longer hair.


  9. JuCIFER Says:

    Yep, long hair on girls ALWAYS wins over short hair… I think it’s a caveman thing.


  10. melsa Says:

    “FAIR IS FAIR!!!!!!”


  11. skull front Says:

    she is a nut job.


  12. Zippy Says:

    She looks very pretty. That’s an odd camera angle, though. She looks about 4″ past “midget status”.


  13. mega spare Says:

    AAwwwwwwwwhhhh!!!


  14. sex angel Says:

    i’d so fucking have sex with that.


  15. Vegan Jules Says:

    yeah. Maybe the girls who look like boys thing is over now. We are exiting an age of androgyny and re-taking on our tradional roles of male and female, so as to prepare for the coming shitstorm/revolution.


  16. knee juices Says:

    as a laaaady may i ask opinions on length of hair on a girl?
    (i realise im posting a question in a comment box)


  17. kat Says:

    I used to have hair that short. Got hit on nearly never/by women.
    Now my hair is messy and to my shoulders. I dress the same. Get hit on much, much more often.
    It’s science! Dudes like longer hair, I have proof!


  18. CCAARR Says:

    honestly, I quite like girls with short hair, but you have to have the proper ‘figure’ and face shape to ‘pull it off’

    but generally i love it


  19. Peeny Paps Says:

    Short or long doesn’t matter as long as it’s not super greasy/stringy.


  20. Dork Says:

    Those boots scream for super-short cutoffs.


  21. bolo Says:

    is that Ted Koppel behind her asking if anyone has seen his combover?


  22. Voigtlander Says:

    God damn I love her hair.


  23. claraaphaeaparanioa Says:

    gavin,
    as a femail i experience this weird dichotomy where i feel you are both disgustingly anitwoman yet beautifully pro


  24. Homo Says:

    Gavin I to feel a dichotomy where you’re both pro-queers yet, at the same time, also anti-queers.


  25. Capt. Cvmn Says:

    fucking love that hair.
    The caveman in me is still getting pretty excited.


  26. Gil Gerard Says:

    Nice eyes, cute legs, quirky smile. Longer hair would be nice, and that fucking dress is an affront to man and god.


  27. Ruby Says:

    What the fuck are you talking about? The dress is great! And she is cute with short hair, but you have to be STRIKING to be prettier with short hair.


  28. Gil Gerard Says:

    The dress has:

    1. Sleeves just long enough to make the upper arms look doughy and the shoulders look weaker.

    2. A shapeless body line.

    3. A collar and neckline ripped from today’s hottest nursing scrubs.

    4. Just enough length to be conservative, which is clearly not what it was going for.

    5. A print straight off a 1980’s library carpet.

    I’ll throw you the hair thing, though, since you seem pretty invested and that’s just the kind of open-minded, giving guy I am.


  29. Lego finklestein Says:

    very pretty girl. I think I have a new girl crush. hideous outfit though.


  30. ??? Says:

    Capped sleeves are a mega “no”. They make your shoulders look wider and arms fatter. I agree that long hair is better on girls and I vow to keep mine long right into old age.


  31. gayjuice Says:

    she looks like she’s ready for the coming shitstorm revolution.


  32. J Says:

    is that the mom from the Brady Bunch?


  33. Christina M Says:

    In my experience, short hair narrows the field, but ups the quality. Half of y’all are probs RealDoll owners.


  34. Anonymous Says:

    she’s rocking the “mousey” look pretty well, i’d hit it.


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