What would you rather get for telling brown nylons to fuck off with your legs, 8 kittens or a golden butt plug you’ll never use?
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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This chick is recieving this award for “Most Resembling Those Color Bars When Tv Channels Go Off The Air Award” or MRTCBTCGOTAA’S for short.
03.05.08 at 8:44 am
she’ll never use it. it should make for a great conversation starter, however, when it’s displayed in a place of honour with her other art pieces, her various assortment of glass dildoes. Up on the mantelpiece would be a good place for it.
03.05.08 at 8:58 am
000 Your Jokes cause me depression!!!!!!Please kill yourself,THANX!
03.05.08 at 9:30 am
ROBERT’S RULES
AYE
03.05.08 at 9:45 am
I’m nominating Gavin for “History’s Sweatiest Case of Jungle Fever Amongst European Peoples” award. It was a tight battle, but he managed to edge out Thomas Jefferson and Natassja Kinski by a pubic hair.
03.05.08 at 10:24 am
I’d like to Jazzercise her Amazing Technicolor Dreamhole….
03.05.08 at 1:08 pm
vane$$a, the only way you could say history’s sweatiest case is because you would know all about that
and yeah by a hair
03.05.08 at 1:12 pm
Gavin your jokes are genius.
Love, Raw fish for artists.
03.05.08 at 1:27 pm
I JUST GOT FIRED FROM AMERICAN APPAREL AND THIS STREET BONER REMINDS ME OF HOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
03.05.08 at 1:46 pm
I’m ready to start banging black girls again.
03.05.08 at 8:33 pm
I’m not getting her, I don’t think.
Would a guy be attracted to her, or a girl? Who’s her target audience?
03.06.08 at 12:51 am
I guess I missed the gay/lesbian cycling awards again this year.
03.06.08 at 9:41 am
When I moved out to LA I assumed that all the strippers at JUMBO’S CLOWN ROOM looked like this. Turned out they just look like strippers. WHATTA RIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
03.10.08 at 9:11 am
I don’t care if you’re distracted by bright colours, or black dtresses. it’s the glass slippys that … fuck, i’m drunk. Which would be funny if were thirteen – or, could give two shits what boring women wear.
04.05.08 at 8:00 am
i call photoshop on that shit.
05.05.08 at 6:03 pm
American apparel on steroids.
09.22.09 at 10:40 am