As I was barfing I looked down and saw I had an erection. Huh? What does he see that I don’t?

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17 Comments
  1. lenox Says:

    those SHOES. ugh.


  2. Egg roll Says:

    Jogging


  3. Ruby Says:

    Well if that’s the case, thank God I don’t have a penis.


  4. POOKLES Says:

    Ugh


  5. The Farting One Says:

    Weirder things have happened in the parking lot of a music festival.


  6. Gil Gerard Says:

    This is like that scene in The Empire Strikes Back where Yoda and Obi-Wan are talking, and Yoda says, “No, there is another,” but if Luke was really Dee Dee Ramone and Leia was this chick.


  7. Dork Says:

    Ugh, everything on her/him is as ugly as humanly possible. Remove one hideous thing and she/he would be kinda cute, maybe.


  8. bolo Says:

    that she’s three months pregnant?


  9. Uncle Daddy Says:

    Put some spandex on that bitch, she could be cleaned up to look rather good.


  10. Zippy Says:

    The legs aren’t bad, the hair has some life to it… you can imagine this girl being okay with a makeover. AN EXTREME MAKEOVER.


  11. Vane$$a Says:

    didn’t i once write a line on here about having a dream about jerking off to fox news, but instead of ejaculating i puked cum all over my dick? if i di-int..i should have.


  12. Johnny Cum Greatly Says:

    Raymi in 7 years?


  13. Jetpack Says:

    She looks like this guy in my high school biology class who spent his time popping his zits and talking about his dad.


  14. Uncle Daddy Says:

    Raymi NOW!


  15. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    That looks like Garth from “Wayne’s World”.


  16. KITTEH Says:

    WHY
    WHY THOSE SHOES
    WHY
    Is she a 70 year old man?


  17. Anonymous Says:

    Sunglasses, miniskirt, and a maternity dress… I know you have to grab a gallon of milk from the grocers but wtf…


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