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STREET BONER 893

That suit is great but when you stick a wool hat on the top, you become a pallbearer at Jacque Cousteau’s funeral.

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This entry was posted on 09.15.09 at 12:18 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

15 Comments

bolo Says:

Well, most hats are made of wool if you think about it, from fedoras to baseball caps. So it’s not so much the material. If you’re going to wear a suit, own it, don’t throw it away by trying to make a classic look hip. It’s the whole Billy Joel/Michael Kors thing, a waste of a good suit.

09.15.09 at 12:39 pm
JuCifér Says:

That jacket is ill-fitting… and that fucking lady-blouse inside???

09.15.09 at 12:49 pm
Refrito Says:

Or develop a crippling addiction to cloves and don’t know who Michael Nesmith is.

09.15.09 at 12:58 pm
Dork Says:

He really shouldn’t have swiped his mother’s favorite cowl neck top. She’s gonna be pissed…

09.15.09 at 1:55 pm
fik Says:

best caption ever ..

09.15.09 at 2:53 pm
Europe ( The Band) Says:

Nice caption, but the “but” should’ve been an “and”.

Out.

09.15.09 at 3:43 pm
The Farting One Says:

He’s got your logo in his hand.

09.15.09 at 5:25 pm
Farting in Elevators Says:

Is this dude a Poon Puff?

09.15.09 at 5:28 pm
Zippy Says:

Why are so many of these people standing next to garbage? This guy is a poof, but what about the others?

09.15.09 at 7:45 pm
oh god Says:

i know this kid. ivan or some shit who goes to parsons. he is definitely another hipster(cocksucking) grifter/liar, liar, pants on fire or what ever the fuck you wanna name IT. he claims he is from “oh oh paris, FR” but in actuality he is from LA who do not speak a word of french! i’m french and i am from paris, i know this for a FACT! sooooooo lame, what a fucking loser.
strip away his kittens please. i hate to see him on this wonderfully filthy site!

09.15.09 at 11:21 pm
Kim Mitchell Says:

i think it’s Relic from the Beachcombers son

09.15.09 at 11:58 pm
lames Says:

jacket fits like shit.. another failed caption.

09.16.09 at 5:26 pm
joebu Says:

this looks like a fucking cigarette smoking a cigarette. What an uberqueer.

09.16.09 at 10:41 pm
dr.pop Says:

Dexys midnight runner-bean pole

09.16.09 at 10:45 pm
REMI ROYALE Says:

What!!?? are ya’ american now!!WOOLHAT?? it’s called a toque for fucksakes.

09.17.09 at 12:35 pm

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