Enough with the fucking wool hats already. What is so great about being itchy?

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24 Comments
  1. Farting in Elevators Says:

    Only in NYC would it be considered fashionable and worth a cover to dance in a place that looks like a bathtub


  2. Cunty Baws Says:

    1. The boners are too fucking small. I have to squint to see anything. Return them to their original size.

    Now.

    2. The process of having to manually type in our names has noticeably driven the number of commenters down. Get the names back.

    Now.


  3. Gil Gerard Says:

    Who peed on the counter? Re: the girl, can’t really tell much from the shot, there’s just no clear look at her. She appears young, dresses faux-hip and I kinda get a peek of lots of eye makeup. I’d call her hot, but it’d be ruled hearsay and you’d all be instructed to ignore it.


  4. Gil Gerard Says:

    Right on re: the small fucking pix, too. They charging by the pixel now, or what?


  5. Peeny Paps Says:

    Yeah, the pics are uselessly small.


  6. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

    I can see her no problem

    I can see she’s my future wife


  7. i'm fat Says:

    boring fake crazy pose


  8. homeless. Says:

    those boots are a bummer


  9. lester1/2jr Says:

    a little nondescript


  10. kure kure takora Says:

    Isn’t this that “crazy party place” those three azn self proclaimed fashionista cat ladies have “WILD INDIE PARTY NIGHTS” at?


  11. stupid Says:

    yeah looks like piss behind her. need close up.


  12. sloweducation Says:

    happy endings?


  13. skull front Says:

    drunk tank dance


  14. Zippy Says:

    I’m guessing she’s doing the “pee pee dance” that women laugh about. The one where there are two few seats for too many full bladders. Looks like a few punched their “dance card” on that tile next to her.


  15. Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

    What I was going to say wasn’t funny.


  16. bolo Says:

    I think it’s fun to figure out what the caption means, what the girl looks like, what she’s doing and where she is! I think her tattoo is a monochromatic pink old fashion record player! My life is so fun because I never really know what’s going on anyway! Hence the exclamation points!


  17. lol@u Says:

    dude i used to go to Happy Endings shitfaced, by myself, all the time when i needed respite from my buddy’s lame east side bars.


  18. Beef Says:

    It’s not hard to figure out why this bitch is all alone.


  19. Anonymous Says:

    hipster flapper patti smurf


  20. Cunty Paws Says:

    Hey Cunty Baws, Irvine welsh is SOOOOOO 1995


  21. Mandford Says:

    At the risk of sounding like I’m missing something, is this maybe a case of a bug in the caption? I just saw a big happy lesbian in carhartt overalls about whom the exact thing was said. Which was much more satisfying.


  22. Mandford Says:

    Fuck, the happy carhartter was already noted as a related boner. Still…?

    Either that or this girl’s 9 feet tall. To which I say: we tall girls gotta rock the heels also. That whole take-back-middle-school-dances thing.


  23. Clayton. Says:

    Yo, that rule is for Vice. SBTVC is about exceptions. She’s a certified kook.


  24. Gavin Says:

    OOOPS! Wrong caption. Fixed now.


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