
Heavily-gelled hair says, “Imagine I just stepped out of the shower” and a piercing-sized beard says, “Imagine my mouth is a stripper’s cunt.”










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douche
03.05.08 at 2:17 pm
RAWKER!
03.05.08 at 2:28 pm
he doesn’t realize that his look screams DATERAPE
03.05.08 at 2:37 pm
That comment actually made me laugh out loud, proving once and for all that I am a teenager.
03.05.08 at 3:57 pm
Red Pleather? hahaha cunt face.
03.05.08 at 4:04 pm
“don’t look at me but do.”
03.05.08 at 4:04 pm
He could have a brilliant pencil-thin moustache if he’d focus on that rather than the teabag-target he’s decided to grow instead.
03.05.08 at 4:55 pm
if tyler durden was a gay man’s vagina…
03.05.08 at 5:35 pm
I wanna stuff 20’s in his nostrils,but I’m afraid he’d snort them!!(Like a real stripper)
03.05.08 at 11:09 pm
God, god god
blow this cunt up.
03.06.08 at 12:49 am
Whatevs. He’s hot IN SPITE of his douchebaggery! Sue me! I have a soft spot for 90’s looking Lawrence brothers types.
03.06.08 at 2:27 am
Get rid of the clit tickler, stick him in some Wayfarers, and you could almost forgive the hair.
03.06.08 at 3:39 am
Dude has style.
03.06.08 at 9:44 pm
That’s what you look like when you get signed.
03.06.08 at 11:07 pm
This is uber douche. A douche drinking cunt muscle.
03.07.08 at 12:05 am
His lower neck hair is battling to rescue the isolated spot of resistance on his lower lip. Viva la resistance!
03.15.08 at 4:00 pm
those sunglasses
are costa del mar.
my dad owns them.
fail.
03.25.08 at 8:57 pm
A proofreader is an invaluable resource. Not only do they dot the eyes and pee the queues, if they bother to check the proofs, poofs like this don’t get through.
04.05.08 at 8:05 am
I’m going to stab my eyes out with his hair.
04.17.08 at 3:41 am
This is the new steeze.
It’s the “You know I’m gonna be a pedophile, rapist or both once I hit 30 and lose all touch with my youth” look.
04.23.08 at 9:56 pm
the sad thing is he’s actually hot, but skeevy as hell. i’m getting krabs just looking at him
03.29.09 at 6:32 pm