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Heavily-gelled hair says, “Imagine I just stepped out of the shower” and a piercing-sized beard says, “Imagine my mouth is a stripper’s cunt.”

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21 Comments
  1. muthafutha Says:

    douche


  2. muthafutha Says:

    RAWKER!


  3. yowza Says:

    he doesn’t realize that his look screams DATERAPE


  4. Emmy Says:

    That comment actually made me laugh out loud, proving once and for all that I am a teenager.


  5. Andru Says:

    Red Pleather? hahaha cunt face.


  6. sunglasses indoors Says:

    “don’t look at me but do.”


  7. GiantDrunkenRobot Says:

    He could have a brilliant pencil-thin moustache if he’d focus on that rather than the teabag-target he’s decided to grow instead.


  8. venture Says:

    if tyler durden was a gay man’s vagina…


  9. 000 Says:

    I wanna stuff 20’s in his nostrils,but I’m afraid he’d snort them!!(Like a real stripper)


  10. KITTEH Says:

    God, god god
    blow this cunt up.


  11. Pied Piper Says:

    Whatevs. He’s hot IN SPITE of his douchebaggery! Sue me! I have a soft spot for 90’s looking Lawrence brothers types.


  12. Jakobi Says:

    Get rid of the clit tickler, stick him in some Wayfarers, and you could almost forgive the hair.


  13. eatadick Says:

    Dude has style.


  14. mr.wilson Says:

    That’s what you look like when you get signed.


  15. Oscar Says:

    This is uber douche. A douche drinking cunt muscle.


  16. Lumberjack Says:

    His lower neck hair is battling to rescue the isolated spot of resistance on his lower lip. Viva la resistance!


  17. tomtom hotboy Says:

    those sunglasses
    are costa del mar.
    my dad owns them.
    fail.


  18. Maarlen Bierhat Says:

    A proofreader is an invaluable resource. Not only do they dot the eyes and pee the queues, if they bother to check the proofs, poofs like this don’t get through.


  19. Replicant Says:

    I’m going to stab my eyes out with his hair.


  20. Lza Says:

    This is the new steeze.

    It’s the “You know I’m gonna be a pedophile, rapist or both once I hit 30 and lose all touch with my youth” look.


  21. fuck Says:

    the sad thing is he’s actually hot, but skeevy as hell. i’m getting krabs just looking at him


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