
If there’s one thing Brooklyn’s petty thieves care about, it’s some rich bitch’s faith in humanity. Is she going for a naïve world record?










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Why does this bike have a seat? Is this person blind? If so, why are they riding a bike
09.24.09 at 10:47 am
I ride a bike too.
09.24.09 at 12:09 pm
she should look for it in her rectum.
09.24.09 at 12:22 pm
She’ll never see that Brooks/Selle San Marco again.
09.24.09 at 12:30 pm
I hope you took it after taking the picture
09.24.09 at 1:04 pm
Im gonna slit that bitches tires
09.24.09 at 1:10 pm
Biking is bad a$$!
09.24.09 at 1:18 pm
the old seat had her baby on it
09.24.09 at 4:41 pm
It’s obvious by the way that she (def. written by a woman) started to write it as a jokey little sign, but really thought that the thief would return the sign because she felt bad. Bullshit. This is the problem with you white (possibly Asian) brooklyn transplant fags. You think that the NYC is full of misguided poor people and that you can appeal to their humanity by writing a stupid sign. Sorry, lesbo. Poor people will take what they can to feed themselves and feed their fun. Welcome to the real world. People don’t give a shit about your bike, tv, or collection of ironic dvds.
09.24.09 at 5:00 pm
Penis Largo, DDS. totally true. made me chuckle
09.24.09 at 6:02 pm
So people steal bike seats to feed themselves?
09.24.09 at 6:03 pm
Your seat is at clem’s under a pile of my shit
09.24.09 at 6:53 pm
“Aw fuck, someone totally stole the piece of shit seat that I had on my ‘86 Raleigh 10 speed that I’m walking ironically to the bar every night. Now I hafta replace the seat with one off an ‘87 Raleigh. This shit is SO going on my Tumblr”.
09.24.09 at 7:29 pm
please restore my faith in humanity and give me my neighborhood back
09.25.09 at 12:32 am
Please restore my faith in humanity and round up and execute the sociopathic global vampire class that is making everyone’s life a waking hell.
09.25.09 at 12:36 am
please restore my faith in humanity by not using the ‘please restore my faith in humanity’ line as a gag comment.
09.25.09 at 6:44 am
“my neighborhood,” as though you settled it you fucking dogfucker. their bullshit sense of entitlement is no greater then yours, it’s just based on a privileged youth instead of some primitive territorial bullshit. you fucking dogfucker.
09.25.09 at 1:38 pm
agreed with lol@u…regionalism is stupid, id love to have more ironic rich beautiful white girls in my ‘hood’. tired of the fuglies…sooooooooooo sad
09.25.09 at 4:02 pm
@IcloseMYblindsWHENiJERKoff
Fuck gentrification, and fuck you
09.26.09 at 5:56 pm
it’s just a bicycle seat you pricks.
that photo could have been taken at the university of iowa.
10.01.09 at 10:43 am
@lol@you: I’m a navajo, asshole.
10.01.09 at 6:25 pm
A cup of firewater for your fagit thoughts
BITTER, not better
10.06.09 at 12:31 am