Er, the metal appears to be lining the corpus spongiosum of my steel shanked boner.

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28 Comments
  1. shadowy figure Says:

    Boots Butterscotch there is obviously why I’m to live another day.


  2. Zippy Says:

    Q: Where’s the matal?

    A:Probably that plate in her head.


  3. Anonymous Says:

    WHITE CHIXXX GANG SINEZZZ


  4. Clayton. Says:

    Wow! These girls are well deserving of consecutive boners.


  5. imyar Says:

    arm writing barf


  6. bob the slob Says:

    she’s hot but a real metal chick would be hotter


  7. down with ADD Says:

    two posts from the same festival is more than enough. Jesus christ its a take over…


  8. Vane$$a Says:

    “Man, you ain’t lived until you’ve had your tires rotated by a redheaded woman.”

    –Bruce Springsteen


  9. Anonymous Says:

    god these girls are so hot it makes me want to go club one and drag her home and make her my wifey


  10. Sir Fagsalot Says:

    News Flash: 17 year old girls are attractive!


  11. ew Says:

    theyre cute but look annoying. ’specially miss wackyface in the center.


  12. Hmmm Says:

    Girl on the left would be more annoying…


  13. Clapback. Says:

    Miss Wackyface is the hottest one! I bet she can talk real dirty in that filthy pirate accent, too.


  14. Sergian Says:

    It’s all about the brunette.


  15. ew Says:

    @clapback. i bet she has a xanga.


  16. Sergian Says:

    Christ, the brunette.


  17. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    Good Lord, get my van, a bottle of whisky and some roofies. I am in Love, L-U-V.


  18. aesk47 Says:

    makes me feel old… like 30 in two months old…


  19. quadruple x Says:

    Oh to be in highschool with my current brain


  20. Hippies Says:

    ugh..seriously? The whole set is like jocks 2.0


  21. POOKLES Says:

    Yeah, I think they’re simple looking.


  22. dapwell Says:

    middle


  23. Sergian Says:

    I love the brunette. THERE, I said it.


  24. Anonymous Says:

    The older you get the hotter young girls are. I’m 30 so this is perfect.


  25. Farting in Elevators Says:

    Love all 3 of them!


  26. Erik Archer Says:

    this shit makes me want to rape a Unicorn


  27. Beef Says:

    The metal is in your boyfriend’s CD player, while his womb is busy painting her face and being a moron at a shitty concert.


  28. unicycle Says:

    Um possers and 17

    Break it down
    Going to events just to impress people to show they have a social life on myspace.

    The red head: is going to cock block you”we came her as a group were going to leave as a group” and she will act like a bitch to any guy approaches and what she thinks metal is probably is Creed if best disturbed.

    Middle girl: is the chick that is cute but is a dits (She traded her brain for boobs)and your main goal is to see if she not annoying enough that your willing the spend time to take advantage awhile the red head tries to be her mother. she is wanting attention and her goal is to be a meme.

    The right one: Is part of the crew since 1st grade and all there moms are in PTA together…She dosn’t really get the whole trend that her friends are going through but she tries to attempt….So were not going to shop at American Eagle anymore?


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