“Hi, I shoot exotic fish and sell them to Japanese tourists, then I get stoned and listen to music with my friends. What’s your job?”
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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I organize arrogant teenagers who go out and conduct a monthly census door to door so marketing companies can use the statistics to market their products. I make less than a babysitter because I pay taxes. The only good thing about this job is I can occasionally not do anything all day but surf the internet and nobody notices. Is this why God put me here?
03.06.08 at 9:21 am
my job is to relax. and enjoy it. sometimes i might have a nice cold one whilst on the job. a reasonably stress free existence. oh yeah, and get stoned and listen to music with my friends. that guy in the pic, at least he gets to go spear fishing in the ocean. it’s still winter here in canada.
03.06.08 at 9:39 am
I shoot Japanese tourists and sell them to Rastafarians, then I listen to the stones with my fish.
03.06.08 at 9:40 am
Older gentlemen pay to hang out with me and my friends so they can rape our culture and sell it back to us. The pay is sub-par but the drugs are great.
03.06.08 at 10:18 am
I sell cell phones at the mall.
03.06.08 at 10:21 am
i work at cheesecake factory.
03.06.08 at 11:22 am
I make Japanese tourists out of old cell phones and natto and sell them to the airlines. What they choose to do with them is their business.
03.06.08 at 12:29 pm
I eat Japanese tourists while using my old cell phone on a crashing airliner! I’m also college educated.
03.06.08 at 1:46 pm
I work for my local municipality picking up garbage
03.06.08 at 1:53 pm
I’ a low rate rentboy that lets Japenese tourists piss in my mouth for a crack hit
03.06.08 at 3:15 pm
“..i also content with crippling poverty and tetanus.”
03.06.08 at 3:43 pm
“..and my dreadbeard smells like krill.”
03.06.08 at 3:44 pm
feel good boners today
03.06.08 at 5:07 pm
I rock so hard it’s ludicrous.
03.06.08 at 6:23 pm
I write social commentaries about people on the internet! Using my own inadequacies and limited life experiences to mock and humiliate people with disabilities, old folks, young children, gays and niggers.
03.06.08 at 9:38 pm
I sell weed to that guy…
03.06.08 at 10:50 pm
You’re in a crowded field, my friend. Take up angioplasty and/or move to Mongolia.
03.06.08 at 11:25 pm
i do poos
03.07.08 at 12:52 am
Was this question Rhetorical?Finally!!Boners care!!!
03.07.08 at 3:22 am
i take the music that he and his friends listen to, and play it to various people in dark rooms. it seems to work ok, even so far out of context that they have to go outside to light a cigarette.
03.07.08 at 5:17 am
That’s one of the best captions you’ve ever written.
03.07.08 at 6:59 am
i send out tons of paperwork to assholes so they can get rich putting out mind-numbingly shitty television shows. i would like to work for that gentleman. i have reasonably good aim and am familiar with puff puff pass s.o.p.
03.07.08 at 9:01 pm
I try to write witty shit on internet discussion boards but I suck at it
03.08.08 at 2:17 am
HONESTLY!
(To the caption.)
Fuck, I’m soooo into/feelin/getting this guy.
03.11.08 at 12:15 am
I’m writing my MA thesis on the Problem of Evil.
03.12.08 at 12:18 am
I dress up in my wife’s clothes while she’s at work and secretly like it. Though I don’t know how much longer that secret’s going to last considering my son saw me dancing to booty music. I am so alone.
03.12.08 at 9:04 pm
I am that guy’s son. please kill me.
03.12.08 at 9:07 pm
Holy shit, that IS My Job! exept that I enable comments for barely literate Finnish-borne Americans – on photography subjects my uni-lingual ass is unworthy to kiss. mhmm, tetanus.
04.05.08 at 8:18 am
Ahhhhh, the elusive ganja fish….
04.17.08 at 3:42 am
I’m a librarian, at least I get to come to work high.
05.10.08 at 6:33 pm
Well fuck, I sit on my ass and read about you killing said exotic fish and smoking with your friends.
06.19.08 at 12:18 am
i would blaze with this guy any day
03.29.09 at 6:33 pm