I’m glad Sparks took the caffeine out of their beer. That shit was crazy juice and the girls with the orange mouths were ticking time bombs.

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  1. MY BAADER MEINHOF COMPLEX
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22 Comments
  1. DamnDanMan Says:

    oh pretending not to like sparks. how ironic. too bad that shits basically smirnoff now. besides all the hardcore girls have switched over to joose or four loco which are equal to like 4 sparks in one can.


  2. imyar Says:

    i prefer no sugar redbull and vodka and fifty chill pills


  3. dolphin sex Says:

    gumboot girls.
    larger images.


  4. L Kilby Says:

    needs more gum


  5. Peeny Paps Says:

    Fuck Sparks. Gettin’ Joosed is the new shit, and no more of that disgusting orange tongue. Blech!


  6. ackbar Says:

    911 NEVER FORGET


  7. Farting in Elevators Says:

    Sparks upsets my stomach and gives me mucho gas!


  8. homeless. Says:

    zoe!


  9. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    Girl 1: You’re like my bestest friend in the whole freakin’ world. Let’s go make out!

    Girl 2: I’m gonna throw up from this shitty booze!

    Girl 1: Eeeewwwwwww! Puking is so bitchin’

    Girl 2: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


  10. a4awesome Says:

    missing those rooftop partys. Love the “I will kill you death” stare.


  11. Paul Blart: Mall Cop's Dildo Says:

    Shit, I’ll make like Sparks (the band) and Kimono THAT bitch’s House!


  12. brofavor Says:

    haahhahaahhahahahahagaaggaagajdkskajagaghahhahhahahahahahhahahhhahaahahdhsjd. miserable.


  13. poopsee Says:

    jooose! also no comment on their outfits or faces coz i cant see them :[[[


  14. Anonymous Says:

    what the fuck happened to the comments?


  15. Anonymous Says:

    they’re hot


  16. thunderchunky Says:

    simple but beautiful


  17. KITTEH Says:

    Booooring.


  18. Audrey JAPburn Says:

    I just want to know when they’re gonna make me some gluten-free Sparks so I can go back to being a full-time time bomb/gigantic bitch. Cider only goes so far, Gavin.


  19. Anonymous Says:

    straight brooklyn girls chillin. wish i saw more of this kind around


  20. muthafucka Says:

    the bitch on the right looks familiar..


  21. pack Says:

    lame


  22. RJ Says:

    Watermelon Joose…That’s what we coon with in the A.


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