The number one rule for accessorizing is: Just before you go out, put everything on your head.

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8 Comments
  1. lenox Says:

    every time i see giant gauges, no matter how cool they look, i can’t help imagining what their ear cheese must smell like. ew.


  2. Sir Fagsalot Says:

    The shoes alone should subtract at least 5 kitties. Nothing like spending $250 to look “ironic”. What a diuchebag


  3. lester1/2jr Says:

    “you’re a jerk”


  4. Zippy Says:

    Is he doing the “Funky Broadway”? :)


  5. Farting in Elevators Says:

    Can’t wait till MC Hammer hair comes back in! 2 Legit 2 Legit 2 Quit bitches!


  6. yacki Says:

    those are fucking lab glasses. i’m offended.


  7. bolo Says:

    Gavin, you made my day. I love you.


  8. unicycle Says:

    It’s like an Asian Vanilla Ice with the hair


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