The day they decided all motorbikes had to be these stupid fucking aerodynamic Micronauts, was the day douchebags moved in and took over.
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don’t worry, they just rented those for a bachelor party
10.01.09 at 1:07 pm
People write books like the bell curve and shit like that and people complain. And why not. I wish though that God would occasionally publish statistics with graphs and authoritative tidbits about proto-douchebags, turning points, fred durst, ice cube… Why do we have to suffer in this swamp of shit. The only payoff is getting to look at pictures of guidos but thats just not enough. Shitty bars with 3 dollar beers defeat VIP rooms and guest lists everytime, but do 15 percent(?) of people think this way?
10.01.09 at 1:26 pm
J(son), huff less paint before next post
10.01.09 at 1:46 pm
No, I’m pretty sure that 99% of all motorcycle riders (not just crotch rocket riders) are douchebags.
You have watched at least 30 seconds of ORANGE COUNTY CHOPPERS haven’t you?
10.01.09 at 2:02 pm
I ride a Sportbike, and he’s right… 99% of Sportbike riders are DDDDOUUCHES.
10.01.09 at 2:05 pm
sucks when idiots like something you like.
10.01.09 at 2:09 pm
too small
10.01.09 at 2:12 pm
if you think OCC or any yuppie tv show represents bikers you are a fucking retard.
check out this blog, badass pics of badass bikes/bikers.
http://4qconditioning.blogspot.com/?zx=d020afb9207663c1
10.01.09 at 2:17 pm
I really resent this boner.
10.01.09 at 3:36 pm
@tommycat Blah blah blah, rat bikes/triumphs/etc who cares. isn’t that shit what jenn is into? Let’s all ride 70’s choppers that are older than us, and pretend we’re outlaw bikers! Finally, our sweet sleeves are going to pay off. Unfortunately those sweet fixie tattoos might be a tad ironic, but just fill it in.
Anyways, go ride a stock sportster or something, up to a gas station and you’ll get 40 something year old douchebags who are convinced they’re Peter Fonda circa Easy Rider who won’t shut up about how they “ALWAYS WANTED TO GET A CHOPPER BUT GOSH DARN IT THE KIDS AND THEN MY WIFE HAS A GAME LEG AND CHOPPERS AND CHOPPER CHOPPER CHOPPER CHOPPER”
My point being was that motorcycles in general just attract douchebags.
10.01.09 at 3:51 pm
kure kure takora Says:
@tommycat Blah blah blah, rat bikes/triumphs/etc who cares. isn’t that shit what jenn is into? Let’s all ride 70’s choppers that are older than us, and pretend we’re outlaw bikers! Finally, our sweet sleeves are going to pay off. Unfortunately those sweet fixie tattoos might be a tad ironic, but just fill it in.
Anyways, go ride a stock sportster or something, up to a gas station and you’ll get 40 something year old douchebags who are convinced they’re Peter Fonda circa Easy Rider who won’t shut up about how they “ALWAYS WANTED TO GET A CHOPPER BUT GOSH DARN IT THE KIDS AND THEN MY WIFE HAS A GAME LEG AND CHOPPERS AND CHOPPER CHOPPER CHOPPER CHOPPER”
My point being was that motorcycles in general just attract douchebags.
Yoo stoopid.
10.01.09 at 6:05 pm
who’d a thunk choppers and tats would become the most uncoolest things ever. I blame Paso Robles.
10.01.09 at 6:20 pm
This and self mutulation through tattoos and piercings were all equally stupid!
10.01.09 at 6:33 pm
I like to walk
10.01.09 at 7:06 pm
Girls like motorcycles because they are like having a giant vibrator between their legs.
10.01.09 at 8:21 pm
Woah, fucking weird! I’m almost positive I’ve walked passed this exact scene in the same exact place at almost the exact same time and I didn’t even take this pic. Its like four blocks from my place. What the fuck?!
10.01.09 at 8:51 pm
What happened to this?
http://www.bmbikes.co.uk/photos/photophotos/BMW%20Paolo%20_Page_2.jpg
If you buy a bike from back when bikes weren’t gross (10 years ago) you’re looking at a world of headaches and repairs and blah blah blah. But if you buy a new bike, you’re looking at a Micronaut. Are motorbikes over?
10.01.09 at 11:07 pm
bikes were really gross 10 years ago, r100 is from ‘77. i think bikes are still win, riding a cb350 cafe is unadulterated fun, a lot more reliable, and won’t kill you if you push it. http://www.ohiocaferacers.com/cb350rr-right150.jpg
10.02.09 at 12:44 am
btw, while you’re riding none of these things matter anyway.
10.02.09 at 12:46 am
99% sure none of the people commenting negatively have ever ridden so much as a moped.
10.02.09 at 3:15 am
Gavin
We still ride those, naked sportbikes are the new Cafe Racers.
http://wallpapers.free-review.net/wallpapers/27/Ducati_Monster_M900S4.jpg
10.02.09 at 10:48 am
Radtooth, have you fucking seen those jokes in the picture?
10.02.09 at 1:56 pm
I’d just walk up to them and say ” You guys look like the raddest dudes I have ever seen in my life! Do you mind if I take a piss here?”
10.02.09 at 4:17 pm
this elitist fagot shit you chimps portray is frail..
it’s a bike-
we all have off day’s, but really?
10.02.09 at 4:58 pm
LMAO at the tryhard douche on the white scooter.
10.05.09 at 9:43 am
ha. fifth from right: scooter.
10.05.09 at 10:51 am
Is their gang called “Satan’s Dooshes”?
10.25.09 at 3:16 pm
23.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
12.01.09 at 4:37 am