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Careful dude, joke dancing is one of those things where if you do it too much, you forget how to real dance. Seriously, joke moves will keep popping up when you don’t even want them too. It’s like that old wive’s tale about your face staying that way forever but it’s true.

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18 Comments

Europe (The Band) Says:

It’s true! I can only ever dance free from the shackles of irony when I’m tripping my balls off. It’s a sad state of affairs.

10.05.09 at 1:38 pm
kure kure takora Says:

2007 was a great year, eh?

10.05.09 at 1:53 pm
Paul Blart: Mall Cop's Dildo Says:

Skate or Die!

10.05.09 at 3:00 pm
the gateweasel Says:

thats right! the fact that most dances are just fads means nothing. dancing should always be serious. like..krumpin or moshing.

falcor

10.05.09 at 3:19 pm
JuCIFER Says:

GREAT CAPTION.

IS his head attached? He looks like bad Photoshop.

10.05.09 at 3:29 pm
Amazing Larry Says:

it helps if you are missing a finger…

10.05.09 at 3:30 pm
imyar Says:

joke dancing spot on i can’t even make normal faces anymore i’m super fucked for it.

10.05.09 at 3:56 pm
Beefy McManstick Says:

Halp! Can’t stop joke-dancing!

10.05.09 at 6:05 pm
Sergian Says:

Real dancing, actual real dancing where people are genuinely feeling something, is such an earnest physical expression of emotion that it’s sickening to watch.

10.05.09 at 11:15 pm
bolo Says:

how do we know he’s joke dancing? Especially from the photo? It could be the latest hyphy-type deal. We’re supposed to take the word of a canadian white guy? I’m gonna assume the guy knows what he’s doing. Unless dressing like a cracker automatically means you can’t dance anymore.

10.06.09 at 2:10 am
Kid Budi Says:

@bolo

I agree we have no idea what’s going on…this could be real dancing.

10.06.09 at 3:30 pm
Bugsworth Hawn Says:

I started joke dancing in Red Square and a Soviet Marshall shot my mother. Of course that was back in the 70’s.

10.06.09 at 4:34 pm
Farting in Elevators Says:

I use to joke fart – now the shit is real!

10.06.09 at 6:48 pm
Erik Archer Says:

that dude’s more real than Really Reallenstein

10.07.09 at 1:08 am
Bugsworth Hawn Says:

Don’t worry though, I blew his head off and then hopped a plane back to L.A.

10.07.09 at 2:32 am
Beef Says:

Real dancing IS joke dancing. Everyone looks like a fuckin’ asshole while doin’ it.

10.07.09 at 4:48 am
Bugsworth Hawn Says:

j/k I was only 8 y.o. when the Berlin wall came down. Joke posting.

10.08.09 at 7:17 pm
rachel. Says:

so true!!!
im such a shit dancer now

12.04.09 at 11:12 pm

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