They say we don’t like “rubenesque” women anymore because we’re more concerned with finding a buddy than breeding. Sure. There’s that. There’s also the part where buddies are fucking hot and their pussies taste like water.
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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schmeeee-fuckin-owww!
03.06.08 at 1:52 pm
I’m confused. Are you suggesting this little thing is Rubenesque?
I’m so out of the loop.
And don’t their pussies taste like corned beef and sauerkraut?
03.06.08 at 2:21 pm
you have a general-reference error in your last sentence. who has these delicious pussies? rubenesque chicks, or skinnies?
03.06.08 at 3:14 pm
i’m totally concerned with breeding, just not the upbringing end of it.
03.06.08 at 3:53 pm
muthafutha is right on. It’s the standard man-of-color pick-up line, “I wanna make a baby with you.” No mention at all about wanting to stick around.
03.06.08 at 3:56 pm
Why the fuck do you think curvy girls has smelly pussies?
Also, Gavin, what does your Rubenesque WIFE think of these captions?
You better sleep with one eye open. She gonna cut you.
03.06.08 at 4:14 pm
Maybe I’m a Fag-a-Tron, but I can’t STAND women who are shaped like Paul Reubens.
03.06.08 at 4:30 pm
^^ haha!
03.06.08 at 4:32 pm
Why not Rubenesque buddies? Too sexy?
03.06.08 at 5:08 pm
I’m all for Rubenesque buddies, as, they have child bearing hips; not that I actually WANT children.
03.06.08 at 5:15 pm
Who wants a pussy that tastes like water? Where are the real fucking men and not these coddled little Mr. Cleans that are scared of real vaginas? If you want a “clean” pussy then I guess the best place to look is daycare centers…
03.06.08 at 7:56 pm
Anonymous, there is nothing that a shower and a bar of soap won’t clear up, to be sure but your sick suggestion? Why do you have to be so disgusting?
03.06.08 at 9:31 pm
I wish she was a tranny.
03.06.08 at 9:45 pm
There just saying that Buddies become Breeders!!!In fact guys will usually end up with some friend,friend of a friend,or sister’s friends!That’s why guys with no friends end up disrupting the line at Starbucks by overflirting(should be a legal word)with the baristas to the point of pepperspray fantasies!!
03.07.08 at 3:32 am
There’s nothing “rubenesque” about her.
03.07.08 at 3:59 am
Are you serious? Was this caption really that hard to read?
03.07.08 at 6:21 am
I doubt this porno chick’s pussy tastes like water……
03.07.08 at 7:32 am
loW RENT BOY!!!!!fUCK 000 YOU SEEM TO KNOW DETAILS OF BEING A WASHROOM PENIS SUCKING METHHEAD!!!!
03.07.08 at 8:46 am
her hat is stupid.
03.07.08 at 11:05 am
all i thought was Dylan ca. 1975. what does ‘rubenesque’ mean?
03.07.08 at 5:42 pm
Isn’t this the chick that was on Vice forever ago and everyone was saying she was from Canada but faked a British accent and she’s a social climber and whatever? Then her mom got on there and starting yellin at everyone for not loving her little girl? And the porn link on Vice was better because it was all about her gigantic ass.
03.07.08 at 6:11 pm
this chick should be in a macy gray video & she has no hips & is therefore unattractive
03.08.08 at 4:13 pm
@ Danielle: She was that chick in Vice with the T-shirt that says “pharrell can’t skate” and the turquoise skinny jeans.
But she’s Fiyahhhh! (no homo)
03.10.08 at 9:36 pm
hmmmmm well, she looks pretty. Is she a dirty whore, or a regular whore?
03.18.08 at 8:58 am