This is how women react when you’re not ugly. Must be nice.

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27 Comments
  1. POOKLES Says:

    She’s dressed as though she’s visiting the… I just don’t want to finish.


  2. scrib Says:

    Can we have Gavin back please?


  3. Gil Gerard Says:

    What’s with the undone stirrups hanging out of the shoes? Is that like turning your cap sideways now?


  4. Anonymous Says:

    The new writer is awful but she is good looking enough to not make me mad about it.


  5. Gavin Says:

    Niggas, I wrote 100% of the DOs & DON’Ts until I left in Jan of 08 and I’ve written 100% of the Boners and always will. Is this really such a stinker? OK what about, “When my penis is president, all the prison uniforms will look like this.”


  6. sho nuff Says:

    don’t listen to these fags. write yer own if you don’t like it you whiney bitches.


  7. Data Says:

    So when a girl thinks you’re attracitve she dresses like Martha Plimpton?


  8. Maxwel Says:

    loll, gavin that one is way better.


  9. Gavin Says:

    See, the problem with that second one is a penis would design something way raunchier. This is a classy outfit that’s almost more to impress girls than boys, like a Birkin bag.


  10. Dork Says:

    Classy does not contain stirrups (attached to pants – the other kind is good).


  11. Farting in Elevators Says:

    I haven’t seen that smile for quite some time.


  12. quadruple x Says:

    I want a girl to look at me like that. Just once. /cries


  13. bolo Says:

    sheeeeit, I was wearin them horizontal stripes back in the 90’s (though not by my own volition)


  14. grimey Says:

    no way america would ever vote for some uncut irish dick, they like em circumcised and protestant


  15. !!! Says:

    also, would you really want to see people who are in prison wearing this? i’m not sure how happy that would make your penis.


  16. Cunty Baws Says:

    I think the confusion has arisen from the presumption that Gavin would never, even jokingly, suggest that he’s not good-looking, being the ultra-vain prima donna that he all know and love.


  17. lala Says:

    wow she’s really beautiful


  18. Erik Archer Says:

    This outfit appeals to both male sand female. I’m sure she’d fuck it all up by having some stooge attached to her arm, but, for one moment, we get a glimpse of what could be.


  19. flynn Says:

    betty draper doppelganger


  20. cephalod Says:

    A little quirky, but nonetheless hot.


  21. burnside poopout Says:

    so…where dis hottie at? voting for the mayor of a small midwestern citae?


  22. golgotha Says:

    yes, it is nice. veeeerrrryyyyy niiiiiiiice.


  23. MARTY Says:

    wow. and in the perfectly right context this girl might be attainable.


  24. ew Says:

    pretty girl but that outfit makes her legs look deformity-level short.


  25. ew Says:

    lose the vest or wear it with a tighter shirt.


  26. KITTEH Says:

    What is up with her pants(?) ??


  27. Anonymous Says:

    so is time to pull out cock yes?


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