STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STREET BONER 926

Red lipstick is the new chastity belt. Not only does it tell you the second she made out with someone but it also identifies the fucking guy.

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13 Comments

homeless. Says:

don’t get me wrong, i love me some red lipstick, but this chick looks like she put it on with a paint roller.

10.08.09 at 10:22 am
kat Says:

everything about this broad is try-hard entry-level.

…and red lipstick no longer identifies the dude because so many mall bitches are wearing it nowadays that it’s no big thing.

10.08.09 at 11:20 am
Pee Says:

As long as they don’t go overboard and turn into Wild At Heart, it’s all good.

10.08.09 at 11:37 am
MARTY Says:

she’s hot, likes it dirty, and deserves another kitty

10.08.09 at 11:57 am
bolo Says:

reminds me of a Frisco stalker. That’s right, Frisco.

10.08.09 at 5:08 pm
Erik Kolacek Says:

@bolo: One stalker in particular or all of them? Our whole city is nothing but bipolar sex addicts.

10.08.09 at 5:24 pm
Farting in Elevators Says:

I made out with that bitch once!

10.08.09 at 6:02 pm
POOKLES Says:

@ Pee:

Sailor and Lula are for real, you fucko.

10.08.09 at 8:27 pm
POOKLES Says:

@ Pee:

Oh. I just remembered the scene you meant.

10.08.09 at 8:28 pm
POOKLES Says:

@ Pee:

…good one.

10.08.09 at 8:28 pm
spotty Says:

it worries me that no-one’s noticed her eyes are redder than her lips, bloody vampires, get everywhere

10.09.09 at 12:21 am
RoofiesInThePBR Says:

all the bitches really like bangs huh?

10.09.09 at 2:39 pm
Anonymous Says:

Noone’s gonna notice her red lipstick smears… just make sure your fly’s zipped up and you’ll be just fine

07.22.10 at 2:20 pm

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