Doesn’t every father want his daughter to be an artist when she grows up? She’s all pretty and making neat stuff and having a good time stress-free. It’s like the opposite of going to beauty school or marrying an alcoholic.

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25 Comments
  1. lives.to.strangle. Says:

    yup


  2. brooklynchimp Says:

    lame..


  3. skull front Says:

    there’s still time


  4. HOMO Says:

    this is my favorite band ever, rock and roll will never die as long as laptop bands/DJ’s exist! she’s probably playing a track from a williamsburg 1 piece laptop band with a one word name. rock and roll forever!


  5. Paul Blart: Mall Cop's Dildo Says:

    Whatever happened to guitars? Christ, MOMA just exploded.


  6. Black Man Says:

    Christ, MOMA just exploded.


  7. NO, HOMO Says:

    UNICORNICOPIA!! natalie rules


  8. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

    unicornicopia is pretty adorable


  9. crabcake fingers Says:

    whaaata QT!!


  10. ew Says:

    subway sandwich artist


  11. Zippy Says:

    Wasn’t this the woman in “Touched by an Angel” ?


  12. imyar Says:

    oh what a gorgeous time.


  13. bolo Says:

    any real artist IS an alcoholic. FUCK her. 10 kitties.


  14. RIP Don Decker Says:

    What a cunt. No literally, she looks like a big bleeding queefcake.


  15. count cumchugula Says:

    totally. please leave the real work to the morlocks, my sweet little eloi.


  16. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    Nothing wrong with beauty school.


  17. OMOH Says:

    “dude, then I went into that song “telephone” it’s by that band “glasses” AND I was checking my email, I had like 4 friend requests, the crowd roared like a lion.”


  18. Erik Archer Says:

    “this next song goes out to all the little hulksters”


  19. KITTEH Says:

    How is it the opposite of going to beauty school?


  20. lebrednekal Says:

    My pig,Ethel, she wanted to be one of them artist yern always hearing about; she wants to go to Paris and study so i’m thinking of letting her since its only one state over in Texas….


  21. NUKKA Says:

    lamo


  22. unicycle Says:

    artist and beuity school go hand to hand..the artist goes to vocational school because she can’t fit in with mainstream school. but she rocks that outfit anyways


  23. wokawokawoka Says:

    the only ways these little twats can be artists is to keeping living off of daddy anyhow

    williamsburg art culture = trust fund babies + a few actually hard working kids


  24. Anonymous Says:

    If she keeps dressing like that and going out in public her father is going to be an alchoholic…


  25. Anonymous Says:

    what a bullshit caption.
    Please don’t forget that some people who go to beauty school end up doing pedicures all day. Jealous, you creepy fucking foot fetishist?


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