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Haha. truth
10.13.09 at 12:29 pm
nah.
maybe in new york.
in san francisco, since real estate is so fuckin’ expensive a dog is a good way to advertise how much space you actually have. its one thing to just own a dog (you see a lot of small dogs) but the bigger the dog the more money you might have……small dog=enough space to have a dog….but its still a small space. at the sam time, a big dog=a lot of space.
the best way to look lonely is to be the alone guy at the bar that talks to every single group of people in the bar. its one thing to go alone……..I’ve got no problem doing that. its another thing to advertise(drunkedly) that you NEED some human contact
10.13.09 at 12:47 pm
I hope that dog takes a huge shit right there, like in Problem Child 2
10.13.09 at 12:52 pm
haha.? no.thanks: you’re right! I don’t mind looking lonely but i guess being lonely might suck.I wouldn’t know because chicks line up and keep asking if they can come over and take him for a walk.
10.13.09 at 1:20 pm
my pooch is my favorite being in the world. men are only good for fucking and most women are twits.
10.13.09 at 2:19 pm
Dogs are better than children.
10.13.09 at 3:32 pm
that’s why I bring a baby to the bar. I taught it how to say “are you my mommy?” and then I say “hush child, your mommy is asleep forever…” chicks dig it.
10.13.09 at 4:46 pm
Cute ankles on the girl in the back, there. Fuck dogs.
10.13.09 at 4:51 pm
cute ankles? barf guy, jeez. whats wrong witchu
10.13.09 at 5:12 pm
…if you’re a normal human being who happens to like dogs.
10.13.09 at 5:18 pm
Ten minutes after the picture the dog evacuates all over the floor.
Thirty minutes after that some drunk slips and falls right into it.
Now, tell me again which one is the more advanced life form.
10.13.09 at 8:49 pm
Or if you like looking blind.
10.13.09 at 9:03 pm
Yes! Rule #12… Never date a girl with a lap dog.
10.13.09 at 9:39 pm
I like hot dogs and bitches.
10.13.09 at 11:57 pm
disable the comments
10.14.09 at 4:27 am
on the right, are those Airwalk slip ons? I haven’t seen them shits in years
10.14.09 at 1:36 pm
only if she refers to it as her ‘baby’.
10.15.09 at 3:31 am
ta fuck at the second dude trying to explain himself for owning a lame ass dog in sf
when i see a dog in sf I just think,”wells thats a nice part of substance abuse money going down the drain every day.”
10.15.09 at 4:12 pm